Xmas Eve Party Foul !! ( Darn it! )

[rbh]

Re: Xmas Eve Party Foul !! ( Darn it! )

UH OH, this thread is starting to go in a very bad direction. And on Christmas too. Remember this is a family forum.
HO, HO, HO.

Now would be a great time to tell that santa/tiger joke, not

 

[ezbtr]

Re: Xmas Eve Party Foul !! ( Darn it! )

1. My coat was on the bed

2. I was standing next to it with the wine - the place was packed and I didn't want to put my glass down.

3. I wanted to get my phone out of my coat pocket to check if this really hot 20 year old chick ( I'm 29) had texted me yet......which she had.

all good reasons.......

 

[roscoe]

Re: Xmas Eve Party Foul !! ( Darn it! )

GEEZ, IT WAS WHITE WINE.
Tell her to get over it.
Its not like you were licking her pillow.

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

Re: Xmas Eve Party Foul !! ( Darn it! )

GEEZ, IT WAS WHITE WINE.
Tell her to get over it.
Its not like it was little soldiers on her pillow.

Might have been though, depending on what the 20 year old texted to you.

Haven't you read the dockside chat rules?????
Your supposed to be nice (and family oriented).

Shame on you, it's Christmas for crying out loud.

Oh boy, this one is going to be closed and quick, unless
cooler heads prevail or the mod's are all fast asleep or
busy celebrating HO HO HO.

 

[roscoe]

Re: Xmas Eve Party Foul !! ( Darn it! )

There, all better, well except for your quote.

 

[ezmobee]

Re: Xmas Eve Party Foul !! ( Darn it! )

the mod's are all fast asleep or
busy celebrating HO HO HO.

Nope, mods are just waiting patiently for pics of the 20yr old before closing the thread

Just kidding, sounds like you're not in too much trouble. My party fouls usually involve me saying something really stupid. Alcohol shuts my thought-speak filter down very quickly.

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

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Nope, mods are just waiting patiently for pics of the 20yr old before closing the thread

Just kidding, sounds like you're not in too much trouble. My party fouls usually involve me saying something really stupid. Alcohol shuts my thought-speak filter down very quickly.

Ha Ha, just kidding my a@@, as soon as those pics are posted SLAM goes the door.
And you promised all the "new" members a really good Christmas present this year.

There, all better, well except for your quote.

Hmmmm..... something seems to be suddenly deleted from your post.
Well......... at least your not banned from iboats on Christmas.
Wouldn't that be a kick in the pants.:redface:

 

[jay_merrill]

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Its not like you were licking her pillow.

In the vernacular of chat forums .... ROTFLM_O!

BTW, please tell me that you have not done this, yourself!



???

 

[roscoe]

Re: Xmas Eve Party Foul !! ( Darn it! )

No, never.

But I was thinking about that Huggies diaper commercial, where the baby pees all over the bedroom. Then added a Pauly Shore mentality.

 

[Rocky_Road]

Re: Xmas Eve Party Foul !! ( Darn it! )

No, never.

But I was thinking about that Huggies diaper commercial, where the baby pees all over the bedroom. Then added a Pauly Shore mentality.

Much better!

Before you 'edited' your post, I was thinking Pee Wee Herman....

 

[Bucks45]

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Best friend was at the house with his wife last New Years Eve. We had about 15-20 people over. He tripped over my dog and ran an entire plate of bbq wings down the front of my wifes new cashmere (spelling ?) sweater. I thought Charlie was going to cry! My wife just laughed and yelled at me for not putting the dog up!

 

[puddle jumper]

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I just read all of the posts and no one clewed in . She was mad because you got her bed wet and where were they going to sleep. Darn no Christmas romantic evening in that bed

 

[LadyFish]

Re: Xmas Eve Party Foul !! ( Darn it! )

LOL at this thread. To be honest the only rule you broke was spilling your drink. Never, EVER spill your drink.

Truth is, if she seemed a little upset that night, it's probably because she had just spent hours or days even, cleaning and preparing the house for guests. You just added a little more work for her the next day or right then. Offering to have the comforter dry cleaned would be a really nice gesture.

 

[kenmyfam]

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Coats in a different room. End of issues. Blame the hosts !!! LOL

 

[jollymon]

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I call BS on the whole thing. What man would admin to drinking wine? And to use a lame excuse like I was looking for a text from a "Hot 20 year old chick". Really if she was that hot and you were expecting a txt the phone would have been in you pants pocket not your coat!


Now tell us the real story of how you spill wine on thier bed, was the 20yr old, holding the wine glass when you hit on her. Was it the 20yr old the younger sister of the host? Or was it the wife you hit on? Fess up tell us the truth and nothing but the truth!

 

[Thajeffski]

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Alright u got me, I was in bed WITH her 20 year old sister.






























Man I wish that was true!

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

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Alright u got me, I was in bed WITH her 20 year old sister.

SO.........You just threw everyone's coats on the floor.






























Man I wish that was true![/QUOTE]

 

[roscoe]

Re: Xmas Eve Party Foul !! ( Darn it! )

So then I was right the first time.