you might be a redneck sailor if.....

sloopy

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

For regattas your crew wears matching overalls
 

sloopy

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

Your boat trailer and your house have the same number of wheels
 

sloopy

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

You think a "fairlead" is something you give a running buck
 

sloopy

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

You have a large #3 and flames painted on your hull
 

sloopy

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

;) Tobacco juice ordains the side of your boat as the sea is your spittoon
 

sloopy

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

You think a clew is what none o' them city folks has
 

sloopy

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

You have a deer stand on the mast
 

dmessy

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

The bluebook value of your rig goes up and down depending on the amount of fuel you have in it... :D
 

sloopy

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

if you have camo sails :)
 

sloopy

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

if you judge some ones sailing skills on how they handle there trailer on the boat ramp :)
 

OBJ

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

Or how 'bout.....<br /><br />Packin' for the day mean a case of "Bud" and a hand full of Slim Jims"
 

djandjas

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

Your fishing tackle box has the words "DANGER - EXPLOSIVES" written on it :p <br /><br />----------<br /> :D Jas :D
 

sloopy

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

if mutable but cracks are shown while your crew is on the rail<br /><br />if you, your cousin, your mother, you sister and you daughter go sailing and you still have a crew of one!
 

norman158

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

the fish you catch have more teeth than you do
 

norman158

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

your boat runs on all cylinders and your tow rig won't
 

norman158

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

both your truck and trailer have a 3 inch lift kit instaled
 

norman158

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

you have 2 livewells and use 1 as a cooler
 

rajuncajun91

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Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

You throw back a 10 lb. bass because you have no wall space left.
 
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