you might be a redneck sailor if.....

[DJ]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

norman,<br /><br />Hey, I thought that was what them "dad gum" livewells was fer! Don't want that ice meltin' in the boat!

 

[ebbtide176]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

- your casting seats came out of the junkyard, are 4way adjstble,and still have the Peterbuilt logo on em.

 

[OBJ]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!<br /><br />Guys...MudCatMary, my significant other half and conisoir of catfishing, gave me a T-shirt for Xmas with the following on it:<br /><br />You May Be A Redneck Fisherman IF:<br />1. You've ever used your fishing license as a form of ID.<br />2. Your raising catfish in your above ground pool.<br />3. You've ever backed your truck into a lake.<br />4. Your dream house is a Bass Boat.<br />5. Your make your own lures.<br />6. You have a tackle box on lay-a-way.<br />7. You use old auto parts as a boat anchor.<br />8. You've ever missed work for a fishing tournament.<br />9. You've spent time in the store looking for "Catfish Helper".<br />10. You enjoy playing with the bait more than you like to fish.<br /><br />Jim

 

[DJ]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

Outboardjim,<br /><br />Everyone knows that spark plugs make excellent sinkers!

 

[bradyt]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

You use the same fishin pole ,wear the same blue jeans ,but you wear a different belt buckle.<br /><br />mth54-Pink at night sailors delight,pink in the morning sailors take warning!

 

[JAZZedBW]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

or if you try to use your prop for a blender~!!!!!!!!!! LOL

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

You just might be one if you mark your favorite fishing spot with an "X" painted on the deck of the rental boat.

 

[Jack Shellac]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

Yeah, spark plugs! My son and I were idling out the pass one day and heard a whistling noise over our head. It turned out to be a very large woman fishing from the bank and casting using a spark plug for a sinker. In addition, she had a spinning reel you could have caught a marlin on and was fishing for 1-2 lb white trout. We still laugh about that.

 

[cotterman]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

if you think trolling means picking up women at your family reunion

 

[BassMan283]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

if you've ever eaten the bait for lunch when the fishing was slow.

 

[NathanY]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

Your bass boat costs more than your house!

 

[upstate]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

if your signiture is longer than your posts and<br />has happy faces you might be.

 

[SlowlySinking]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

if you go fishin with your wife and your sister and there are only two people in the boat.........

 

[L Christopher]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

If the last words that came out of your mouth to all you buddies standing on shore before being taken to the hospital were: "Yal watch this".

 

[Fishbusters]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

You use bedsheets as sails.<br />Your flying jib doubles as your mother's bra.(most likely wrong term but the sail you run up that is not a usual sail more like a parachute to catch more wind) <br />Your girlfriends panties are bigger than your sails.<br />You can tack into the wind but have no tact.<br />The only knot you know is granny.<br />You wear your best winston cup shirt and ball cap with jeans to the regatta.<br />You have ever run your drunken buddy's underwear while he was still wearing them up as your flag.<br /><br />That's it for now I will be back when I think of more dealing with sailing. I wish I knew more about the sport but I realy have no clue as to how to do it much less the terms.

 

[audiodoode]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

If the stock of your 870 is your paddle and the business end is your "gaff".

 

[Stratosfied]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

You might be if.....you take your (small) boat with you on your honeymoon..This happened to wifes cousin..oh well, at least he was starting out right.

 

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

boy what an idiot ... painting an X on the side of the rental boat ...<br /><br />how do you know youll get the same one next time????????<br /><br />by the way, how did the redneck fisherman lose his testicles?<br /><br />the instructions on the dynamite box said, " light fuse, count to ten ... " <br /><br />and he needed both hands to do that ... <br /><br /><G>

 

[jim phillips]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

You have a dog box on the boat

 

[Red Rider]

Re: you might be a redneck sailor if.....

lucky jim, I don't see the humor of that remark, unless the dog box is on the boat all year long.<br /><br />During deer season a lot of us put dog boxes on our Bass Boats. Drop the dogs off on one side of a point or an island and speed around to the other side.<br /><br />And before someone gets in an uproar about hunting deer with dogs, deer are way overpopulated here and its the only way to get them out where they can be harvested. Besides you spend more time looking for your dogs than you do hunting.