To assign yourself a new User Name....<br /><br />Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:<br /><br /> a = poopsie<br /> b = lumpy<br /> c = buttercup<br /> d = gadget<br /> e = crusty<br /> f = greasy<br /> g = fluffy<br /> h = cheeseball<br /> i = chim-chim<br /> j = stinky<br /> k = flunky<br /> l = boobie<br /> m = pinky<br /> n = zippy<br /> o = goober<br /> p = doofus<br /> q = slimy<br /> r = loopy<br /> s = snotty<br /> t = tootie<br /> u = dorkey<br /> v = squeezit<br /> w = oprah<br /> x = skipper<br /> y = dinky<br /> z = zsa-zsa<br /><br />Then, use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:<br /><br /> a = apple<br /> b = toilet<br /> c = giggle<br /> d = burger<br /> e = girdle<br /> f = barf<br /> g = lizard<br /> h = waffle<br /> i = cootie<br /> j = monkey<br /> k = potty<br /> l = liver<br /> m = banana<br /> n = rhino<br /> o = bubble<br /> p = hamster<br /> q = toad<br /> r = gizzard<br /> s = pizza<br /> t = gerbil<br /> u = chicken<br /> v = pickle<br /> w = chuckle<br /> x = tofu<br /> y = gorilla<br /> z = stinker<br /><br />Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:<br /><br /> a = head<br /> b = mouth<br /> c = face<br /> d = nose<br /> e = tush<br /> f = breath<br /> g = pants<br /> h = shorts<br /> i = lips<br /> j = honker<br /> k = butt<br /> l = brain<br /> m = tushie<br /> n = chunks<br /> o = hiney<br /> p = biscuits<br /> q = toes<br /> r = buns<br /> s = fanny<br /> t = sniffer<br /> u = sprinkles<br /> v = kisser<br /> w = squirt<br /> x = humperdinck<br /> y = brains<br /> z = juice<br /><br />Thank you for your attention to this matter.<br /><br />Signed me,<br />Snotty BubbleButt(iboats Mod4)<br />Who said us mods don't have a sense of humor? 
