You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

jay_merrill

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Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

Which reminds me of a standing rule in "da bayou." You take your girlfriend out on Friday nights and your wife out on Saturday nights. Now, don't be messin up on this by takin your wife out on Friday nights, 'cause then she'll see everyone else's girlfriends and tell their wives about them!
 

woodrat

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Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

wait a minute, I have to go outside to go to the fridge!

:-0
 

a70eliminator

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Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

"IF YOUR FRONT PORCH COLLAPSES...AND KILLS, THREE OR MORE DOGS....
THEN YOU MIGNT BE A REDNECK!!"
Jeff Foxworthy

always been my favorite
 

beezee28

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Re: You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

Daytona 21, That is a nice boat... These jokes are funny :) :) :)
 
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