mondays blonde

[oops!]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and
handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop!"

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: mondays blonde

Oh Ladyfish,....... Here are the diections you said you wanted to launch the Cruise Missle !!! Hey Oops..... incoming!!!

Drive: 2,482 mi – about 1 day 14 hours
2,482 mi – about 1 day 14 hours

1. Head north on 37th St toward Avenue J/Broadway St 240 ft
2. Turn left at Avenue J/Broadway St 1.7 mi
5 mins
3. Continue on I-45 N 285 mi
4 hours 23 mins
4. Take exit 284A to merge onto I-30 W 2.1 mi
3 mins
5. Take exit 44A to merge onto I-35E N toward Denton 40.3 mi
43 mins
6. Continue on I-35 N
Entering Oklahoma 163 mi
2 hours 26 mins
7. Take the exit onto I-35 N/I-40 E/Stanley Draper Expy/US-62 E toward Ft. Smith/Wichita
Continue to follow I-35 N
Partial toll road
Entering Kansas 151 mi
2 hours 13 mins
8. Take exit 42 to merge onto I-135 N toward Salina/I-235/Wichita/US-81
Partial toll road 96.0 mi
1 hour 26 mins
9. Continue on US-81 N 0.3 mi
10. Take exit 95B to merge onto I-70 W toward Hays
Entering Colorado 410 mi
5 hours 44 mins
11. Take exit 289 for E-470 Tollway toward Ft Collins/Colo Springs/Denver Int'l Airport 0.3 mi
12. Turn right at E-470 N 0.3 mi
1 min
13. Take the exit onto E-470 N
Partial toll road 25.1 mi
22 mins
14. Take exit 47 to merge onto I-25 N toward Ft Collins
Entering Wyoming 372 mi
5 hours 1 min
15. Take the exit onto I-90 W/US-87 N toward Sheridan
Continue to follow I-90 W
Entering Montana 156 mi
2 hours 5 mins
16. Take the exit onto I-90 W toward Billings
Passing through Idaho
Entering Washington 539 mi
7 hours 24 mins
17. Take exit 287 for Argonne Rd 0.2 mi
18. Turn right at N Mullan Rd 0.1 mi
19. Slight right at N Argonne Rd 6.0 mi
11 mins
20. Continue on N Bruce Rd 2.3 mi
3 mins
21. At the traffic circle, take the 3rd exit onto E Mt Spokane Park Dr/WA-206 2.3 mi
4 mins
22. Turn left at US-2 1.6 mi
3 mins
23. Turn right at E Farwell Rd 0.5 mi
1 min
24. Continue on E Hastings Rd 0.7 mi
1 min
25. Turn right at US-395 62.3 mi
1 hour 15 mins
26. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto S Main St/US-395
Continue to follow US-395 28.9 mi
37 mins
27. Turn left at Boulder Creek Rd/Deer Creek-Boulder Creek Rd 22.7 mi
42 mins
28. Continue on W Kettle River Rd 9.3 mi
18 mins
29. Turn right at Kettle River Rd 0.3 mi
30. Turn left at E Kettle River Rd
Entering Canada (British Columbia) 4.6 mi
9 mins
31. Continue straight onto Dominion St 0.3 mi
32. Turn right at Thomet Rd 0.4 mi
1 min
33. Turn left at Crowsnest Hwy/HWY-3 12.8 mi
16 mins
34. Slight right at HWY-33 8.3 mi
11 mins
35. Turn left to stay on HWY-33 71.6 mi
1 hour 36 mins
36. Turn left at HWY-97 3.6 mi
8 mins
37. Turn right at Water St 0.2 mi


To: Kelowna, BC
Canada

Hey Oops.....
"Shock and Awe" mean anything to you! You have been warned!!

 

[oops!]

Re: mondays blonde

ground zero is 1/2 mile from my house....

i hope LF gets ripped off on the plutonium

cheers
oops

 

[Hoss the Hermit]

Re: mondays blonde

That's silly, who ever heard of a blonde chick being a cop???????????????

 

[JB]

Re: mondays blonde

Does the name Judy Canada mean anything to you, Hoss?

Drop dead gorgeous Deputy Sheriff in Broward county FL back in the 80s.

She investigated an undocumented Haitian who drove his car through the wall of the school I was teaching a night class in. . . missed me by a foot!!

Oh, she was a blonde. . .I think.

 

[Hoss the Hermit]

Re: mondays blonde

Does the name Judy Canada mean anything to you, Hoss?

Drop dead gorgeous Deputy Sheriff in Broward county FL back in the 80s.

She investigated an undocumented Haitian who drove his car through the wall of the school I was teaching a night class in. . . missed me by a foot!!

Oh, she was a blonde. . .I think.

Nope, don't ring a bell. But I did run into a blonde named Judy one time in Canada, I'd tell ya about it but , well, ya know.........

 

[oops!]

Re: mondays blonde

hey !!!! thats my gf's twin sister

 

[Hoss the Hermit]

Re: mondays blonde

hey !!!! thats my gf's twin sister

Well, I'd hafta guess ya got one MIGHTY FINE GIRLFRIEND there, then, you. I gotta say, though, I found that Judy girl a bit chunky for my taste, and there was that strange odor emanating........, but, I digress.

 

[JB]

Re: mondays blonde

Deputy Canada was featured on many of the "COPS" tv shows of that period.

I was depressed for months after she got married.

Surely someone remembers.

 

[aspeck]

Re: mondays blonde

Before MY time! (whistles and then runs for cover, well, shuffles for cover anyway ... )

 

[LadyFish]

Re: mondays blonde

Cute.

Thanks for the directions Bob.

I'm a little off my game lately, been down with pneumonia. I do however feel better than I did a week ago. I almost feel good enough for a road trip.

 

[JB]

Re: mondays blonde

Welcome back, LF. We missed you around here.

 

[TAV MAN]

Re: mondays blonde

Hi Ladyfish hope you recover fast

 

[aspeck]

Re: mondays blonde

Howdy, Mrs. Fish! You notice that I did not partake in this unabashed bashing of the blonde persuasion! I can't believe the mods would allow such rude talk against another member of the human race! Such blatant discrimination, I say! Terrible, just terrible!

Glad you are feeling better, Mrs. Fish! How is Mr. Fish doing? By the way, did you hear the one about the b...

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: mondays blonde

Howdy, Mrs. Fish! You notice that I did not partake in this unabashed bashing of the blonde persuasion! I can't believe the mods would allow such rude talk against another member of the human race! Such blatant discrimination, I say! Terrible, just terrible!

Glad you are feeling better, Mrs. Fish! How is Mr. Fish doing? By the way, did you hear the one about the b...

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Blatant sucking up!!!!

 

[aspeck]

Re: mondays blonde

SSHHHHHH! Maybe she won't notice, she is blonde, you know!

 

[oops!]

Re: mondays blonde

Cute.
I almost feel good enough for a road trip.

really glad your back in the pool Mrs.fish,
time to get back sellin those spots.......drivin creative/prod crazy with specs.

i would love it if you would come for a visit....will you be bringing your cruise missle? or gun

did i tell you? i have just moved to castleton vt?

 

[LadyFish]

Re: mondays blonde

HAHAHAHAHA, ya'll crack me up.

 

[SgtMaj]

Re: mondays blonde

That's silly, who ever heard of a blonde chick being a cop???????????????

bow chicka wow wow...

That was hillarious Oops!