"Dog Hair" for transom repair?

[SuperNova]

 

[tashasdaddy]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

i thought that was a one dog power boat. cute.

 

[erikgreen]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

Hmmm... add a bellows, keep a big bucket of treats handy, maybe some lil flippers for his feet... could work.

"Faster, boy, faster! We're almost on plane!"

Wow, watch out for squirrels on the nearby shore though.

Hey, if he has puppies you get trolling motors!

 

[SuperNova]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

i thought that was a one dog power boat. cute.

That's a thought, he is a good swimmer, just gotta rig a milkbone in front of him and away we go.

 

[SuperNova]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

Hey, if he has puppies you get trolling motors!

THAT engine has been FIXED...

 

[NSBCraig]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

that's great thanks for the laugh!

 

[Utahboatnut]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

Just tie some fishing line to his tail for a rudder and you are set :]

 

[lime4x4]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

I just like how u use pictures of my boat without even asking me...LOL

 

[SuperNova]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

I just like how u use pictures of my boat without even asking me...LOL

Yes, everybody that is Lime4x4's rotted transom that my dog is sticking his head through. There, credit given....

 

[boatflipper]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

So would the throttle control be how fast/hard you scratch him behind the ears? (ya know-to get that back leg kickin')

 

[SuperNova]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

So would the throttle control be how fast/hard you scratch him behind the ears? (ya know-to get that back leg kickin')

That's funny!! Didn't even think of that.....

 

[erikgreen]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

It's only one side though... you'd be making a hard left or right turn.

The real problem would be emission controls, and the tendency to stop and sniff the transoms of all the other boats you run into.

 

[lowkee]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

The question isn't if it will leak, but where it will leak. Is he bilge trained?

 

[erikgreen]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

That end is outside... he's self bailing.

If you train him to drink from the bilge, he's effectively an auxiliary bilge pump with a really low volume

 

[oceansbreeze]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

You can dangle either a little biscuit (trolling speed) or a female dog in heat (planing speed) about 2 feet in front of him for optimal performance... definitely need the flipper booties...

 

[mikezohsix]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

if he's like my dog, feed him table scraps for that jet propelled action...

if you get my drift.

 

[Azonic]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

much better than hair of the dog!

 

[system-f]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

What really sucks is when I was glassing and he wanted to play catch. Nothing like a resin covered ball to ruin his day.

 

[SuperNova]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

That end is outside... he's self bailing.

If you train him to drink from the bilge, he's effectively an auxiliary bilge pump with a really low volume

if he's like my dog, feed him table scraps for that jet propelled action...

if you get my drift.

So he's also a slow working but effective waste disposal system...with side benefits.........although if he farts in the water it may produce a fishkill the scale of which has never been seen. I know it's reduced my need to trim my nose hairs.

 

[oceansbreeze]

Re: "Dog Hair" for transom repair?

although if he farts in the water it may produce a fishkill the scale of which has never been seen.

so... we need him pushing this boat up near Illinois where the asian carp are swimming North. This may be more effective than poisoning the river like the army corps have been doing...