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  1. Bob_VT

    If it ever happens....

    A man and his wife were sitting in the living room when he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." With that, his wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of...
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    Are we qualified to decide world issues?

    We discuss politics, drugs, alcohol, love lives, food......etc.<br /><br />Are we qualified to decide these world issues?? :confused: <br /><br /><br />Here is a short easy test to see where we stand.<br /><br />A test for you. :) <br /><br /><br />Good Luck...........................<br...
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    Important definitions

    ADULT: <br />A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. <br /><br />BEAUTY PARLOR: <br />A place where women curl up and dye. <br /><br />CANNIBAL: <br />Someone who is fed up with people. <br /><br />CHICKENS: <br />The only animals you eat before they are...
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    Cool Mailboxes

    Look at these!! :D <br /><br /> http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/dfp-Cool-Mailboxes.html <br /><br /><br />Bob
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    Pocket Change - Coins

    What does everyone do with their pocket change?<br /><br />I do not spend it and I just collect it in a large tupperware container. When I get bored I sort it into huge cranberry juice jugs and seperate the quarters between state quarters and old quarters.<br /><br />About 18 months ago I...
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    Ten signs listed

    10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash <br />Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. <br /><br />You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. <br /><br />You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against <br />it. <br /><br />You think loading a...
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    With Turkey Day coming .. ??? Opinions

    Well this year my wife and I are going to cook Duck for Thanksgiving due to the fact we are having a 2d dinner at the in-laws on the following Sunday. We really did not need to have two full Turkey dinners in less than a week....Tryptophan overdose!!! A deep deep sleep or worse! :eek...
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    A Love story

    A Love Story<br /><br />I will seek and find you . . .<br /><br />I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .<br /><br />I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.<br /><br />I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.<br /><br />I will exhaust you to the point...
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    A funny link?

    http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/ <br /><br />Who knows if this one will last here? <br /><br />Bob :cool:
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    Prayers needed (UPDATE)

    I am about to lose a friend :( ...I actually copied the bottom portion of the e-mail his wife sent me and posted it below. I know we are not all religious but I just think they need some support...his wife is being very brave and strong. Thanks in advance. Bob<br /><br />10/26/05<br...
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    Tuesdays - Time to laugh I think?

    Creative Answering Machine Messages<br /><br />1. Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone. If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number. If you want to leave your name and...
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    dtherrien Question??

    I read in one of your posts that you are in MA and go to Turkey Shoots every Sunday???? Please tell me more about the shoots you go to. You can e-mail me at RPF924@hotmail<br /><br />Have you seen http://www.turkeyshoot.net/ I have been to a few shooting houses in VA, MD and MO I would love...
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    1961 penny

    A person I work with showed me a 1961 penny that is "steel" colored and NOT magnetic. Okay we are at a loss? Any clues?<br /><br />Bob
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    Farmers and Pigs

    A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.<br /><br />At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles...
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    Rebuild suggestions "UPDATE"

    Kind of semi-off topic... :) <br /><br />I have a 5 x 8 trailer I picked up and I want to use it to haul my 2 ATV's. The deck of the trailer is 3/4 plywood that is in dire need of replacement (the top layer is "shedding" and falling apart ... but is still sound) and I am looking for...
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    DR Brushcutter

    I borrowed 2 of these this past weekend to do some yard work and I thought I would pass along some comments.<br /><br />I have aches in places I did not think muscles were! The 2 machines were DR Trimmer/mowers and the small one was a single speed (older model)with thin rear wheels and it...
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    Trouble at the country house

    At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Humphrey? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." <br /><br /><br />"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" <br /><br /><br />"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died." :eek: <br /><br...
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    paging one more cast

    drop me an e-mail at rpf924 @ hotmail have an area question to ask<br /><br />Thanks,<br />Bob
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    Wrong Way!!!

    This past Saturday evening I was invited to do some cat fishing on Lake Champlain (not in my boat). 3 of us launched at about 7 pm and headed North on the lake in a small 16' with a 50 hp on the back. The portion of Champlain we were in was very weedy and shallow. At about 1:30 am we decided...
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    Paging GaugeGuy

    GaugeGuy where are you? Have not heard from you in a while.<br /><br />Bob
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