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  1. Bob_VT

    Document Shredding - Identity theft

    I shred everything in my home from the mail. Prior to tossing away a flyer I even shred the mailing label. I just got done paying bills and shredded the un-needed portions.<br /><br />I have to admit.... I have even shredded "special offers" from unsolicited credit cards and mailed the...
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    Hey Police Officers RANT

    :mad: The other night my car was hit and damaged in a mall parking lot. Upon discovery (at night in a snow storm it appeared as the license plate was damaged... in the daylight it showed all the damage) I contacted my insurance company and I was told I needed a police report. I contacted...
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    Senior Center Hypnotized!

    It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and The Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.<br /><br /><br />As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three...
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    Virus Alert

    Virus Alert! But the fix seems easy!<br /><br /><br />Beware, I-boats There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. :eek: <br /><br /><br />This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or...
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    Long Winter

    Yup.....going to be a long winter!<br /><br /><br />Enjoy -<br /> http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf <br /><br /><br /> :D
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    Paging Alden

    You should get on the frappr map! I am the only one in VT and right now you are the only active person in NH.<br /><br /> http://www.frappr.com/iboats <br /><br /><br />Bob
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    Gas prices AGAIN rant rant rant rant

    Wow a 17 cent jump in one week??? :mad: Is it this area or is everyone else getting the treatment.<br /><br />Unleaded cheap regular last week $2.14 this morning $2.26 and this evening $2.31 :mad: <br /><br />Anyone have a clue?
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    MSDS HAZMAT sheet

    Hmmmm is this a technical topic or a chat topic? <br /> :D :D
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    Santa Writes To The U.S. South URGENT

    Santa Writes To The U.S. South<br /><br /><br />I regret to inform you that this Christmas Eve I will not serve the South since my contract has recently been renegotiated by the Fairies and Elves Union, Local 11. :( I'm sure your children will be in good hands with the local replacement, my...
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    Diamond Pet food RECALL URGENT

    http://www.diamondpetfood.com/DiamondPet/news.php?data=9 <br /><br />And it's the brand I use! I am happy to say what I have at home does not match the numbers.<br /><br />Check yours.<br /><br />Merry Christmas.
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    Choo- Choo

    The teacher asked her class to use the word choo-choo in a sentence. First she<br />called on Alice who said "The choo-choo pulled the train up the hill and down<br />the hill."<br />"Good," the teacher replied. Next she turned to Leroy and said, "Please use<br />choo-choo in a sentence."<br...
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    Tool Opinions / Storage tips ???

    I have waited a long time and this year my wife gave me a new tool box for Christmas.... (she gave it to me early too big to wrap or hide LOL).<br /><br />It has quite enough space but I am at an organization loss. I have sorted my wrenches standard in one drawer, metric in another, a drawer...
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    Christmas Humor

    Christmas Songs For The Psychiatrically Challenged :eek: and all verified by my wife Jenn who works in the Psychiatric field! <br /> <br />Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn't Leave My House<br /> <br />Amnesia: I Don't Know if I'll Be Home for Christmas<br />...
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    Lights out :(

    Remember the house with all the christmas lights well it's lights out :( <br /><br /> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,178023,00.html
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    If it ever happens....

    A man and his wife were sitting in the living room when he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." With that, his wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of...
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    Are we qualified to decide world issues?

    We discuss politics, drugs, alcohol, love lives, food......etc.<br /><br />Are we qualified to decide these world issues?? :confused: <br /><br /><br />Here is a short easy test to see where we stand.<br /><br />A test for you. :) <br /><br /><br />Good Luck...........................<br...
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    Important definitions

    ADULT: <br />A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. <br /><br />BEAUTY PARLOR: <br />A place where women curl up and dye. <br /><br />CANNIBAL: <br />Someone who is fed up with people. <br /><br />CHICKENS: <br />The only animals you eat before they are...
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    Cool Mailboxes

    Look at these!! :D <br /><br /> http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/dfp-Cool-Mailboxes.html <br /><br /><br />Bob
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    Pocket Change - Coins

    What does everyone do with their pocket change?<br /><br />I do not spend it and I just collect it in a large tupperware container. When I get bored I sort it into huge cranberry juice jugs and seperate the quarters between state quarters and old quarters.<br /><br />About 18 months ago I...
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    Ten signs listed

    10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash <br />Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. <br /><br />You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. <br /><br />You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against <br />it. <br /><br />You think loading a...
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