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  1. Bob_VT

    Late Preacher

    Tardy Preacher<br /><br />A young preacher was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a man who died with no family or friends. The funeral was<br />held way back in the country, and the young preacher naturally got lost on the way. When he arrived an hour late, he saw a...
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    Hey JB How about your friends son???

    How is the lady's son who was wounded? Any updates??<br /><br />Bob
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    WHY

    1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?<br /><br /><br />2. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?<br /><br /><br />3. Why is there an "s" in the word "lisp"?<br /><br...
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    .03 cent tip

    A man finished his meal at a restaurant and left his tip: three pennies.<br /><br /><br />As he walked out, his waitress mumbled, loud enough for him to hear, "You can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves."<br /><br /><br />The man spun around, and asked, "Really? What exactly does my tip...
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    Traveling salesman once again :)

    There was a travelling salesman whose car broke down on a lonely country road. It took a couple hours to make it to the nearest farm house, and by then it was completely dark.<br /><br /><br />He knocked on the door and when an old farmer answered the salesman pleaded for a place to spend the...
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    Honda Dumb

    I was given a Honda 4 blade stainless steel prop and it is a 15P and 25X18 (18" dia). It was manufactured by Power Tech and I e-mailed them (let's not even discuss that!) :mad: <br /><br />Here's the question: Do the splines/hub interchange with any other brand or outdrive?<br /><br...
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    NoelMG / MO people Check in

    Did the storms in MO hit you? I know when I lived out there that the damage can be incedible.<br /><br />I hope everyone is okay.<br /> :( <br />Bob
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    Family Budget

    My wife asked me to cut back on expenses, so I gave up drinking beer. I wasn't a big drinker anyway.<br /><br /><br />Then I found a receipt for $45 for makeup.<br /><br /><br />"Wait a minute!" I said to my wife. "I gave up beer; you haven't given up anything!"<br /><br /><br />"I buy makeup so...
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    Soprano's Tonight!!

    Just a reminder :cool:
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    eyesight.....

    A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. <br /><br /><br />"Doctor, take a look at me," she says. "When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were...
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    Blond

    Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.<br /><br />A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.<br /><br />"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."<br /><br />The woman took a wrench from her purse...
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    WOW It HAPPENED!!!!! update 11/20 W/PHOTO

    As I sit here I am still SHOCKED!! It was announced at the dinner table this evening that I my new wife and I are going to become Grandparents this year!!!<br /><br />We are speechless!<br /><br />Bob & Jenn :D :D
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    Cat Diary

    DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture...
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    entertainment tonight watch!!

    Okay, on Entertainment Tonught in about 8 minutes they are doing a short piece on "Illegal Aliens" A movie with Anna Nicole Smith and Chyna Laurer.<br /><br />Who did the special effects ..... ME!<br />Whose weapons did they use .......Mine!<br />Filmed here in Vermont!!<br /><br />Is Anna...
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    AK Chappy

    Are you deployed? I was under the impression you were going to be away?<br /><br />If you are I am glad to see you have access.<br /><br />Bob
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    Magster Congratulations

    Wow, just noticed you hit the 2K post mark and passed it. :) <br /><br />Congratulations. :D
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    Thinking outside the box

    1. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? <br /><br /><br />2. Drill bit's are the most useless shop item?<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br...
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    Refinishing Maple? and Oak (UPDATE with photos)

    I was given an old maple table that is in sad shape. The finish is shot and I might even resort to sanding it down a bit with a rotary/vibe sander. <br /><br />Any suggestions for a good finish? Polyurathane? Oil? I want a nice finish and use this as a table in my kitchen.<br /><br />I was...
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    A Quarter Billion Dollars!

    A Quarter Billion Dollars! Powerball jackpot for this coming Saturday!!<br /><br />Hey Txswinner - enough to fund the start of WWIII<br /> :eek: <br /><br />KenImpZoom - enough to get you home earlier!! :D <br /><br />Boomyal - We can buy you a new rib recipe!<br /><br...
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    Silver lining!

    Okay, this past Oct my employer laid me off... eliminated my computer job, no warning just a good bye. :eek: Well, that was in the car sales business and the stress was miserable. Our day to day was impacted on how the boss got up. He carried all his problems to work and blamed everyone...
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