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  1. Bob_VT

    How A Xmas Tradition Began

    When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to...
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    Something for the children

    http://www.noradsanta.org/index.php A great tracking system for Santa to enjoy with the children.
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    Pilot Holiday Humor

    With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus' sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve. The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good. He checks the harness and it looks okay. He checks the...
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    Old but good

    We seem to find this toy every year to post on iboats at Christmas time!! http://ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm I thought I would get it posted for the season!! Merry Christmas.
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    Blonde review of 2006

    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on...
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    spot the difference

    http://www.spotthedifference.com Not a pop up and scare you site. An interesting game and get's real tough at the upper level.
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    Arthritis

    A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man...
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    Does anyone shoot High Power Rifle

    Does anyone shoot High Power Rifle? I am considering a nice Rock River 223 to compete with. I am going to try one out and hopefully I still have what it takes for 600 meters. I used to shoot on teams in the service.
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    One of those days

    Yesterday was one of those days..... while I was at lunch I noticed something hanging down below my Tacoma... I did not need it to shred a tire which it was close to doing. I broke a spring. I went straight to the local spring shop (sure is nice to have a good one local) and I was told "about...
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    Bob_VT Latest breaking news

    Two hours ago I joined the GRANDPARENTS CLUB!!!!! See Good News Forum :) :) :) :) :)
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    LANDSLIDE 9 PM EST Hallmark Channel

    Hey! One of my movies is on at 9 PM on Hallmark Channel. It was the first movie where I employed my son (who did all the fires), my wife (who was a supportive friend at the time) and the explosions by me (all the ground explosions and the car explosions). Rated PG so the kids can watch too...
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    Hey Mod's

    Look http://forums.iboats.com/bbBoard.cgi?a=viewthread;fid=29;gtid=1201642;gpid=1201790#gpid1201790 As a side note.... I tried to PM Delray and a few others and it stated I did not have permission!! Fix this for Laddies
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    Pigs

    A farmer in Macon, Georgia, had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything fifty-fifty. The farmers lived...
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    Is anyone else tired of commercials

    I hate election time. I get tired of the mudslinging followed by the obligitory " My name is _________ and I approve this message". It seems as if the clear winners here the media owners. Seems like there are 6-8 minutes of them in a row. I just wish there could be this much effort to keep...
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    A few XP Questions and assistance needed

    This is a question from my wife.... Situation: She works at an Adult Theraputic Community Residence where she assists in the care of individuals who have less than average social skills and have mentality levels that vary from a young child up to and including genius IQ!! (Not a PC term but they...
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    Hey ndemge and others

    http://www.bravia-advert.com/paint/thead/ look at this link. Fun with morters!
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    Briggs & Stratton Questions ZmOz assist ?

    ZmOz you stated in another thread "I have a B&S master service technician certification, BTW... " http://forums.iboats.com/bbBoard.cgi?a=viewthread;fid=37;gtid=1159060 I need your skills/input..... I did my final cut for the season on my lawn and the snow will be coming :) Time for serious...
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    His Last Request

    Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" asks Father O'Grady. "Oh, Father," she says, "I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." "Oh, Mary, that's terrible," says the priest. "Tell...
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    Catholic Humor Some will relate

    C & P sent to me.. Can you imagine yourself to be the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS...
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    Hey JB

    http://forums.iboats.com/bbBoard.cgi?a=viewthread;fid=20;gtid=98269 LOL I am right on your heals!! History repeating itself !! ;) 4000
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