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  1. Kenneth Brown

    When God is busy

    One Nation Under God<br /><br />A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He<br />shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no<br />God, the expression, "One Nation Under God", was unconstitutional, and<br />further, he was going to prove there is...
  2. Kenneth Brown

    Women over thirty

    First off- Mr Bassy and Mr Ladyfish- Just think, in a few years you can look forward to this. I know that the before mentioned young ladies can in no way be over thirty. Gotta give my love to our ladies. Notice I said OUR, they are ours now too, and we all love them like sisters. Don't ya...
  3. Kenneth Brown

    I need a burger and fries- Its for a COP

    My little rant, hope they bust them good for it too. Read on-<br /><br /><br />LUFKIN, Texas - Two young men face felony charges after one of them allegedly spat in a drink he was serving to an East Texas police officer. Brian Strban, 19, and Nathaniel Allen Baker, 22, were workers at a Lufkin...
  4. Kenneth Brown

    For dogsdad

    Donie is in central/east Texas. Its 60 miles east of Waco, 55 miles west of Palestine, 100 miles south of Dallas, and about 160 miles north of Houston. I'm 10 miles west of I-45, somewhere about mile marker 179-180.<br /><br />That awnsered your question I hope, what about you?
  5. Kenneth Brown

    Why I like to BBQ and Drink Beer

    Political Leanings EXPLAINED<br /><br /><br />The division of the human family into its two distinct branches occurred some 10,000 years ago, a few hundred years after the Flood. Humans coexisted as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.<br /><br />In the pivotal event of societal...
  6. Kenneth Brown

    Sorry Mods

    I guess I got a little carried away. I don't see it here so I am assuming it has been deleted, and rightfully so I reckon. Sometimes you get jokes that ya just got to tell and that was one of them. I figured that it was on the edge of being too far out there so I understand. Again, I apologize.
  7. Kenneth Brown

    A story about God and satan

    An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him. One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So...
  8. Kenneth Brown

    Not so good news , at least for me

    OK, I know how the slamming will start, racist redneck and all that. Thats ok, I'll accept it. Not a racist, but definetly a redneck. I see this in Kalipornia's future also. What am I talking about? This-<br /><br />For the first time since the 1800s, non-Hispanic whites are no longer the...
  9. Kenneth Brown

    I have a new baby

    My mare FINALLY had its baby. I worked at the farm today till about 1:30, no signs of a baby. We went back at about 6 to feed and we had a baby. Right now hes kinda chestnut with a blaze face and four stockings. I feel as though he will be a sorrel like his mother. He has let us rub him all...
  10. Kenneth Brown

    Deleted by poster

    Sorry about that
  11. Kenneth Brown

    Gotta see Ebay item

    A couple of ya may not care for it but I beleive the majority will be buying the remaining 14 very quickly. THIS IS NOT MY ITEM FOR SALE. Here it is
  12. Kenneth Brown

    The way it might turn out.......

    WASHINGTON, DC--On Tuesday, Congress approved the Americans With No Abilities Act, sweeping new legislation that provides benefits and protection for more than 135 million talentless Americans. The act, signed into law by President Kerry shortly after its passage, is being hailed as a major...
  13. Kenneth Brown

    Unbeleiveable story

    This was taken from another forum that was suggested by boatneck in a different thread. Its like 41 pages long so don't start reading it till you have the time. I spent over an hour reading this thing. A story like this makes me extremely happy to be able to get along with my neighbors. <br...
  14. Kenneth Brown

    I sold my pony!

    I have been wanting to sel my pony for quite a while now, just didn't want to take it to the auction. Well today I had to call in sick because of some pulled muscles. We have a local radio station that has what they call the "Trading Post" where you call in items for sale/wanted. I got 4...
  15. Kenneth Brown

    Redneck engineering at its finest

    I would absolutely love to do this. I agree it has to be one of the stupidest things ever done but it looks like a blast. The clip only took about 15 seconds on a 49.2 connection so dial ups can see this too. Redneck roller coaster
  16. Kenneth Brown

    Insulation around stove? Interesting help needed

    Ok, this is hard to admit but I have a problem. I have a mouse in my stove. The little !@#$%^ lives inbetween the casing and the inner box. Mind you he doesn't get in food prep areas, he just lives in the insulation aound it. I am planning on pulling the stove out and pulling the casing off...
  17. Kenneth Brown

    Texas Heatwave Show, anybody go?

    I went this last weekend to Austin to Heatwave. Quite a celebration going on at the motel Friday night, I got to bed at about 5, got back up at around 7. Sat night after 6th street got to bed at 4, got up at 8. A heck of a car/truck show. Huge and hot. We carried my brothers truck with his...
  18. Kenneth Brown

    New game

    I was sent this game and its a blast. With all the talk all the time about drunk driving it will fit right in. This is another reason to not drink. Use the mouse left and right to keep him satnding up. You must move the mouse in the oppisite direction of the guy to keep him standing up.By...
  19. Kenneth Brown

    Why its great to be a man

    Dang... It's Great to be a Man. <br />*Your last name stays put. <br />*The garage is all yours. <br />*Wedding plans take care of themselves. <br />*Chocolate is just another snack. <br />*You can be president. <br />*You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. <br />*Car mechanics tell you...
  20. Kenneth Brown

    For Men Tired of being Abused

    How many men does it take to open a beer? <br />None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. <br /><br />Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a <br />woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a <br />washing machine will probably never be able to support you. <br /><br...
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