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The Husband Store, a store that sells husbands to single women, opens a local branch where a woman may go to choose from many available men. At the entrance is a description of how the store operates. There are only six floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper...

If you select the drop-down menu at top-right of most screens, where members name is, and select "my recent posts", it should be a very useful list. BUT, I can't get it to sort by latest update, so it is not very useful. The option is there , but does not seem to work. Pic attached....and you...

Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, or BOOK for short. BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be...

A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was The Best. The arguing became so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street. They were hit by the truck and killed instantly. Soon, the four...

Broke the top of a cherry tomato plant clean off. It's about 3' tall as it sits and has set some fruit already below the break. I have been picking off the vee suckers as they sprout to keep it to a main stem only. Is there anything possible to get it t sprout a side stem at this point?

Rather than generate a lot of random posts that the MODS and ADMINS have to sort through, I thought I might be proactive and start a thread so that they can find these items easily and get to them as they have time. Must be an interesting and challenging workplace at present. :D Feel free to...

Men often have a difficult time figuring out what to do on Valentine's Day -- and if they expect to ...uh... make the women in their lives happy, they need to know the basics. Here it is, guys, hours before you need it -- that's plenty of time. Step One: Remember. The minimum requirement is to...

Unconscious skydiver rescued by friends in mid-air on MSN Video

Re: 1968 OMC Recoil Problems This look familiar?

1500 watt wall mount....240V. Wiring is all fine, T/stat tests OK. No heat. Turning off the breaker and turning back on will "reactivate" the heater. There is only the thermal cut-out "module" left that could be the fault. How common is it for these to go wonky?

? 2009: I will get my weight down below 170. ? 2010: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200. ? 2011: I will follow my new diet until I get below 220. ? 2012: I will work out once a week. ? 2013: I will drive past a gym at least once a week. ? 2009: I will read at least 20 good...

A cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you...

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I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe Santa Claus is a woman. Think about it: Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy (and a "straight' guy at that!) could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast...

Bought what appears to be an excellent used snowblower (but wayyyy bigger than I need). Engine did not start, oil was clean, compression was OK, gas was cruddy, the guy was sure that it was gummed up over the summer, and knocked $50- off for the carb repair costs. Cleaned the carb well, hit the...

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..' 'How much do you charge?'...

Re: Bought my first 32" flat screen TV Bruce, c'mon. They invented wireless communication Down Under. Ecologically friendly, too. They don't rely on electricity, they are wind-powered.:D

Re: Outboard Oil in 'Other' 2-Stroke Engines? Oil threads are always a hot button. Still, describing your practical experiences, going against the flow, is useful input to forums like this. If you want to state that "this is what I run in my engines despite manufacturer's recommendations...."...

Re: Screen saver I picked out for the wife A picture is worth a thousand words....and this would be an excellent screensaver as well....or wallpaper. :)

A keeper for sure!! A keeper for sure!! If the guy lets that one get away he's crazy!! :)