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    Blind Students Forced To Pass Driver's Ed Written Exam

    Is this a crock or what?<br /><br /> http://www.click2houston.com/education/7882072/detail.html <br /><br />CHICAGO -- Mayra Ramirez thinks driver's ed is a waste of time.<br /><br />And in her case, it is. She's blind.<br /><br />But the 16-year-old and dozens of other visually-impaired...
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    2006 Easter Bunny

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    gotta love those fishing shows!

    http://www.keltonkrew.com/temp/bill_dance.wmv
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    TEXAS bumper sticker

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    Don't close the blinds C&P

    Don't close your blinds<br /><br /><br />The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war...My husband looked at our son and then looked at me.<br /><br />My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again...
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    old people

    Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.<br />A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"<br />Morris replied...
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    how bout them blondes

    Cheerleading, tumbling lessons , and camps since age 3: $30,000 <br /><br />Annual cost of attending USC: $25,000 <br />Annual cost for staying just the right shade of blonde: $10,000 <br />Cheering when the other team (TEXAS) scores: Priceless <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br /><br />
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    about safety factors

    Overheard at a cafe in Stockholm:<br /><br /> <br /><br />Volvo Engineer: But your SUV is so dangerous - it has no crumple zones!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Chinese Car Salesman: Silly Swede. You Volvo my crumple zone.
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    Merry Christmas Reading

    By Debbie Daniel<br /><br />I'm on a "Merry Christmas" mission and I'm in full throttle. My little yellow VW Beetle has turned into a Christmas billboard with Merry Christmas written across the back window. Yes, I've decided to trek off to work everyday on the public highways with a message that...
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    12 days of Christmas

    don't know if this is true, but it was neat reading<br /><br />You may have seen this before. It was new to me. <br /><br /> <br /><br />The History of The 12 Days Of Christmas<br /><br />There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me.<br />What in the world do leaping lords, French...
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    Marriage

    Subject: Marriage<br /><br />This is what marriage is about. He ordered one hamburger, one order of<br />French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and<br />carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then<br />carefully counted out the...
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    Believe in Santa Clause

    I didn't write this, but felt it was worth sharing<br /><br />Subject: Believe in Santa Claus . . .<br /><br /><br />I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the way my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is...
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    Christmas Funny

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.<br /> <br />"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."<br /> <br />The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a...
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    911 call recording

    http://www.keltonkrew.com/temp/911-call.wmv
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    Teach the Children!

    This is how it happened...I just finished the household chores for the night and was preparing to go to bed, when I heard a noise in the front of the house. I opened the door to the front room and to my surprise, Santa himself stepped out from behind the Christmas tree.<br /><br />He placed his...
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    Greatest Movie Line Ever

    http://www.keltonkrew.com/temp/greatest_movie_line_ever.wmv <br /><br /> :D
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    Going Postal

    Postal Respect<br /><br /><br />A postal worker was sorting mail a week before Christmas when he came across a letter addressed to God. Since it would be destroyed he decided to open the letter and read it.<br /><br /><br />Dear God,<br /><br />I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small...
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    India Yoga versus Irish Yoga

    this first picture requires years of training, strong neck muscles, back muscles, etc.<br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Here's the Irish yoga<br />
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    christmas lights

    http://www.keltonkrew.com/temp/wizardsofwinter-sm.wm
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    the perfect quarterback

    The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. <br /> <br /> The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory.<br /> <br />...
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