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    CNN BREAKING NEWS

    -- Local officials: Between 25 to 30 bodies have been found in a nursing home in St. Bernard Parish outside New Orleans.<br /><br />Watch CNN or log on to http://CNN.com and watch FREE video.<br />More Americans watch CNN. More Americans trust CNN.<br /><br...
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    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Conservative

    This is an old one but I just received it again :D <br /><br /><br />Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Conservative ???<br /><br />Here is a little test that will help you decide. <br /><br />Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern...
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    funny pictures

    <br />Strap the kids in<br /><br /> <br /><br />Oh Crap!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Hmmm....maybe a bit of envy<br /><br /> <br /><br />Dang!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Can you spot the kid in the middle<br /><br /> <br /><br />Dang,,,,they start these ghetto kids out early
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    My Piggybank

    After I filled my truck up with diesel (35 gallons)<br /><br /><br />
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    How bout this stripper

    <br /><br /><br />and no, that is not me..... :(
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    How about this for customer service

    http://www.click2houston.com/money/4873906/detail.html <br /><br /><br />Cable Company Calls Woman Nasty Name On Bill<br /><br />POSTED: 1:39 pm CDT August 19, 2005<br />UPDATED: 7:34 am CDT August 22, 2005<br /><br />ELGIN, Ill. -- Philadelphia-based Comcast is apologizing for an insulting...
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    Boudreaux and de snake

    Ol' Boudreaux been fishin' down by de bayou all day an he done run outta night crawlers.<br /><br />He 'bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decided to steal dat froggie.<br /><br />Dat snake, he a cotton moufed...
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    I sure miss Bill Clinton!

    It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is absolutely hilarious. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. <br /><br /> "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a Black man as President. <br /><br /> Number 1...
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    what's with punk kids on the lake!

    Just a gripe....I've had my first encounter on the lake with some total jerks!<br /><br />Me and my neighbor (who looks like Ted Nugent) and a friend of his were running jugs in my boat Saturday evening.<br /><br />I had 11 jugs scattered in a stump area so we wouldn't block the lake so people...
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    Hailing Bubbakat

    didn't want you to feel left out...so you get your name in the headlines.<br /><br />take care my friend :D
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    Texas Cowboy

    A cowboy in Texas got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.<br /><br />The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in<br />general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel<br />uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out...
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    Walmart's at it again....

    Walmart says if you can't be available 7 days a week (even on your days off) you will be fired<br /><br /><br /> http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/nat_world/061505_APnat_walmart.html <br /><br /><br />(6/15/05 - NITRO, WV) — Workers at a West Virginia Wal-Mart store have been ordered to be...
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    Smartest Man in the World

    http://www.keltonkrew.com/temp/smartestmanintheworld.mpg
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    Only in TEXAS !

    Only In Texas ~ Cowboy Country <br /><br />This one comes from the place where originality is so common and drunk <br />driving is considered a sport. Only Texans think like this. <br /><br />Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Bandera, Texas. <br /><br />After last call...
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    Marriage License

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    You know you're living in 2005 when....

    You know you're living in 2005 when...<br /><br />1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.<br /><br />2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.<br /><br />3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.<br /><br />4. You e-mail the person who...
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    redneck water skiing

    I am no where in this video :D <br /><br /> http://www.keltonkrew.com/temp/Redneck-Water-Skiing.mpg <br /><br />it may take a little bit to load
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    It's COLD!

    Well, this ole southern boy has never been where it is really cold. I had to come to Pittsburgh today....it's now 12* with windchill of 0 (and yes we were walking in it to the resturant).<br /><br />It's supposed to be 4*.<br /><br />How the heck do these people live with it. I have no heavy...
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    John Kerry is the Man for all Views

    This shows that Kerry is the man, no matter what point of view you have<br /><br /> http://www.keltonkrew.com/temp/johnkerrycommercial.mp3
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    OK...I'm so Confused

    I'm confused<br />This was passed on to me, but I can't understand it.<br />Maybe you can.<br /><br />Im trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so I'll know how to vote come November. Right now, we have one guy saying one thing. Then the other guy says something else...
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