Boat Names

[The-Machinist]

Re: Boat Names

Im the proud owner of Pist-N-Broke. A 16 ft 85hp 71 mph aluminum jonboat. (Im pretty sure it wants to kill me)

 

[javelinguy]

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When I first bought my boat the trolling motor was wired backwards......not to mention I bought the boat before I bought a truck to pull it with! So I decided to name it "Bass-Ackwards", because that seems to be the way everything happend with it.....

 

[cbavier]

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[QUOTE Javelinguy When I first bought my boat the trolling motor was wired backwards......not to mention I bought the boat before I bought a truck to pull it with! So I decided to name it "Bass-Ackwards", because that seems to be the way everything happend with it.....[/QUOTE]

Javelinguy
What a GREAT NAME! for a Boat.

The only other Boat name I have saw I liked equally as well is
"Winter-Sux"

 

[Max Thrasher]

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I've seen an old run-about named 'Cirrhosis of the River.'

I was thinking about naming mine either 'The Angry Goat' or 'Anger n Rage.'

 

[bouttime007]

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Named my 15ft Seanymph fish-n-ski Bouttime after the 500,000 pairs of shoes I cemented with the same name. After 12 years of wanting a replacement boat for the one I stupidly sold, I figured it was "about time" I got another. So it fit perfectly.

 

[ARHammond]

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My son and I are rebuilding a 84 19' Hammond, we are naming it "Shake and Bake" fron Taladaga Night

 

[WaterWitch2]

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My old boat was a 17 foot Larson Bowrider named Master Baiter. My dad hated calling me on the VHF. My newest boat is a 17 foot 1978 Glastron 176SSV named Water Witch 2 (after my first boat a 1958 Glass Magic).

 

[WAVENBYE2]

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Heres mine.

 

[scrobo]

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Originally wanted to call my boat the "Please Don't Sink" as it was an absolute mess when I bought it.

but decided not necessary when we saw no leaks when we filled her with water. So of course... I had to come up with a new name.

Sea U L8R

Ahhh.... being of the dot com generation allows me to use those abbrevs.

thnx and ttyl.

Scro-boat

 

[redfury]

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My son and I are rebuilding a 84 19' Hammond, we are naming it "Shake and Bake" fron Taladaga Night

Neat boats, had one for sale around here for $550...needed a water pump and cosmetics. I'd have jumped all over it if I wasn't working on my 1975 Glastron V178.

I'd love to see some pictures of that boat though when you are done with it. Does it still have the original cooler?

BTW, the impromptu name for my boat is "Forever" because it's taking that long to restore.

 

[Sherminator]

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I saw a cigarette boat parked on a sand bar last weekend that read: Crime Pays

 

[dave68iou1]

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Just bought my first boat and thinking of 2 names. Need advice.
"D.A.M. Broke" (My initials) or
"Water Broke"

 

[licketdsplit756]

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mine is named LICKET-D-SPLIT we all have heard are fathers say that when he wanted it done in a hurry but now a days people at the dock have come up with another explanation for that name..

 

[ddrieck]

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Theres a ski boat here in Casper, WY named H2Orgasm

 

[sparticus]

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Saw a good one a few days ago....."the Fruedian Sloop".

 

[tic]

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Sorry, couldn't get through every page of this thread but saw a small outboard at a lake here with the name "chicken of the sea" on the transom.. I got a chuckle, told the owner I liked the name and his response was "she don't like saltwater!"

 

[FlyTSi]

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I think I am going to name my boat the same thing I named my 79 Bronco.
(Money Pit)

 

[GooseyII]

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We just bought a '77 16' Bayliner tri-hull today. After reading through most of this thread it would seem to be bad luck to re-name a boat (without going through the whole ceremony and purging ) So it looks like we'll stick with "Goosey II".

That and I can't think of a better name at the moment.

Rene

 

[smitty_bb]

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My brother, who has a cat named cat and a dog named dog, named his 14' skif "Boat". He got all the creativity I guess!

 

[Scout Sport Fish]

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Well my boat's name is "Knot Moms"

Im 16 and bought my own boat with MY money when I was 14, no way was she getting on it and touching my baby!