Do I have to name My Boat

mciaio

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Re: Do I have to name My Boat

I just found this one:

According to old lore, each boat is recorded in the infamous Ledger of the Deep and is held by Poseidon or Neptune, the God of the Sea. Therefore, if the name is to be changed, the name must be purged from the ledger and therefore Poseidon's memory. All names of the old boat must be obliterated from all boat papers, log books etc by whatever means (white-out pen is acceptable!) as well as all life rings, signs, nameplates and even keys. Once that is done, prepare a metal tag with the old name written on it in water-soluble ink. Next buy some reasonable champagne (not cheapo stuff!), this is for the Captain and Mate to quaff during each stage of the ceremony. Begin as follows:

"Oh Mighty Ruler of the Seas and Oceans, to whom all ships and we who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in your graciousness to expunge for all time from your records and recollection (here insert the old name of the vessel) which has ceased to be an entity in your kingdom. As proof thereof, we submit this ingot bearing her name to be corrupted through your power and forever, be purged from the sea (at this point the tag is dropped from the bow into the sea). In grateful acknowledgment of your munificence and dispensation, we offer these libations to your Majesty and Court" (At this point, half a bottle of champagne must be poured into the sea from East to West, the remainder to be drunk by present guests.)

It is usual then for the renaming ceremony to be undertaken immediately following the 'purging ceremony' although it may be done later. You will need more champagne because there are more Gods to appease! Begin the renaming by calling Poseidon.

"Oh Mighty and Great Ruler of the Seas and Oceans, to whom all ships and we who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in your graciousness to take unto your records and recollections this worthy vessel hereafter for all time (here insert the new name for the vessel) guarding her with your mighty arm and trident to ensure the safe and rapid passage within your realm. In appreciation of your munificence, dispensation and in honour of your greatness, we offer these libations to your Majesty and Court (at this point, one bottle of champagne, less one glass for Master and Mate, are poured into the sea from East to West)."

The next step is to appease the Gods of the Winds. This assures you of smooth seas and fair winds. Because the 'Four Winds' are brothers, it is permissible to involve them at the same time, but during the ceremony, you must address each 'Wind God' by name. Begin as so:

"Oh Mighty Rulers of the Winds, through whose power our frail vessels transverse the wild and faceless deep, we implore you to grant this worthy vessel (insert boat's new name) the benefits and pleasures of your bounty, ensuring us of your gentle ministrations, according to our needs. (Facing North, pour a generous amount of champagne into a glass and fling towards the North and say). Great Boreas, exalted Ruler of the North wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your great breath." Face West, repeat saying, "Great Zephyrus, exalted ruler of the West wind grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your wild breath". Face East, "Great Eurus exalted ruler of the East wind grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your mighty breath". Face South, "Great Notus, exalted ruler of the South wind grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your scalding breath".
Any champagne left over, will be the beginnings of a suitable celebration in Honour of the occasion. Note: Only then may any items bearing the new name be allowed on to the boat, be sure the names are not shown before the ceremony is over.

To the non believers who may howl in derision at the aforesaid antics, I have only this to say, it is a dangerous and difficult enough business venturing out into the mighty oceans (we have the VMR to deal with after all) but the rumours have persisted down through the centuries and even today modern seaman quake at the thought of flying in the face of the Gods of the Seas, after all why be smart.... would you risk it?


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mciaio

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Re: Do I have to name My Boat

So I didn't do a purging ceremony so my boats name is still "Miller Time" Arghh. LOL! I removed all the names, etc, etc. but never had some champagne and dropped a metal tag. I guess I am safe because I never renamed her and never brought anything on board with a name on it. I guess when I hail the CG I will be using Miller Time.
 

smokeonthewater

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Re: Do I have to name My Boat

To the non believers who may howl in derision at the aforesaid antics, I have only this to say, it is a dangerous and difficult enough business venturing out into the mighty oceans (we have the VMR to deal with after all) but the rumours have persisted down through the centuries and even today modern seaman quake at the thought of flying in the face of the Gods of the Seas, after all why be smart.... would you risk it?

hmmmmmmm well shucks in the history of pagen gods there have been many..... A ceremony to apease one could anger another..... yeah no risk there.....
 

mciaio

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Re: Do I have to name My Boat

Seriously, for the cost of three bottles of champagne, I would do it. Any time something would hapen I would wonder if it was because I didn't do it in the traditional way. I hate looking over my shoulder...
 

JoLin

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Re: Do I have to name My Boat

Okay, look, you naysayers, non-believers and pagan god-dissers...

Obviously, the belief is a holdover from a time when people thought that unexplored areas of ocean were populated by serpents, and the sound of thunder was caused by the gods rolling people's heads around, or something...:)

It persists simply because it's a tradition of the sea. If you don't like it, or think it's evil, or stupid, or whatever, don't do it.

Me? I'm a traditionalist, particularly when the tradition involves consuming a fair amount of high-quality booze and saying silly stuff (on purpose!). For those who seem hell-bent on purposely provoking Poseiden/Neptune, well, I wish you all the luck in the world, 'cuz you're gonna need it!

:D
 

Fu-Inator

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Re: Do I have to name My Boat

My boat named itself... driving out to the lot to show my wife, "Which boat is it?" she asked. Me, "it's that little yellow one over there." The rest is history..."Lil Yella"
 

dockwrecker

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Re: Do I have to name My Boat

Will Poseidon mind if I run the champagne through my kidneys first? Just askin...
 

erikpn

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Re: Do I have to name My Boat

How do I know its a Girl boat. Now Im really confused. :confused:

Boats have female names because you don't want to go around bragging to people how good a ride your big bob is and how you can't wait to go for a ride on him again.
 

Caravandaddy

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Re: Do I have to name My Boat

Is it ok if I just have my Pastor bless it invoking the One, True God? (after all, I'm borrowing his truck to pick up the boat) Cuz I think that's what I'm going to do; after I finish the redo and come up with a name.
 

22E6441

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Re: Do I have to name My Boat

My boat has en through many owners, but the last one stripped the name off with no ceremony or anything. I understand why he did it too....the name was "Bikini Bait". Yeah, on my boat. A more suitable name would be shark bait for when it sinks or breaks or something....lol
 
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