My driveway takes 2 1/2 pails of asphalt sealer to coat, something I do every year in a futile effort to make it look like it's not falling apart. Last year I bought three pails of the top-o-the-line-8-year-sealer at the Big Box home center, $20 a pail. I had half a pail left over, so I stored it in the basement to use this year. I just opened it - it's MOLDY! Like a dang jar of jam that didn't seal. What the?!? I don't think that a product that grows mold like a cultured Petri dish is a suitable compound to preserve my decrepit driveway. I read the label: cleans up with soap and water. Contains Latex. It's cheap black latex paint - no petroleum in it at all! Probably thickened with pectin, like Aunt Jenny's orange marmelade. I want a thick noxious black petroleum goo to spread on my driveway, not Jell-O. It should have road tar and gilsonite in it, stink like heck as it dries, and contain Pramitol to kill the dang weeds. Do they sell stuff like that anymore? Where? At my local Big Box I can't get lawn fertilzer with phosphorous, ant poison with arsenic, toilets that flush, chain saw chains that cut wood, asphalt sealers that contain asphalt, ...