Favorite Metaphors

[scrapper]

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His elevator dosent go all the way to the top floor!<br />Did something crawl up there and die?<br />Loose as a goose!<br />Rides like a buckboard!<br />Smooth as silk!<br />Thinner than air!<br />Hungry as a horse!<br />His bark is worse than his bite!<br />If the shoe fits , Wear it!

 

[KRS]

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Someone asks how ya doin'... answer them<br /><br />"Finer than frog's hair"

 

[heycods]

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All you big suns a b!tches line up an you little suns a b!tches bunch up, I didnt come here to whittle fiddle or get a little, I came here to whip sumbodys a$$.<br /> <br /> This is what you holler when you walk in a bar. It is verry efective for removal of a bad tooth. sometimes the wrong one.

 

[JB]

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Feel like I just went ten rounds with Joe Louis.<br /><br />Poor as a churchmouse.<br /><br />Raining like pouring water out of two boots.<br /><br />Uglier than a 90 year old white woman (Redd Foxx).<br /><br />Contest: Which phrase has been repeated the most times here? Can't anybody read?

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by JB:<br />Contest: Which phrase has been repeated the most times here? Can't anybody read?

Sic em Muttly.

 

[heycods]

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Dumber thAN A box of rocks, I win

 

[JB]

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Clearly smarter than the average bear, there, Muttley.

 

[OBJ]

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Greatest invention since sliced bread.

 

[Parrott_head]

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A man so stupid he couldn't empty **** out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.<br /><br />When you have a SNAFU you can call it..."...a real bag of Richards." (use common nick name for Rickard)<br /><br />If buttholes could fly this place would be an airport.<br /><br />Doing as well as a one legged man in an butt kicking contest.

 

[CN Spots]

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Working harder than a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake.<br /><br />Runs like a scalded dog.<br /><br />One brick shy of a load.<br /><br />A few cans short of a six pack.<br /><br />(smells) As funky as Hogan's goat.<br /><br />He ain't running on all 8 cylinders.<br /><br />Your car's so ugly it has to sneak up on the pump to get gas. (American Grafitti) -I love that one.<br /><br />spots

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by CN Spots:<br /> Working harder than a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake.<br /><br />Runs like a scalded dog.<br /><br />One brick shy of a load.<br /><br />A few cans short of a six pack.<br /><br />(smells) As funky as Hogan's goat.<br /><br />He ain't running on all 8 cylinders.<br /><br />Your car's so ugly it has to sneak up on the pump to get gas. (American Grafitti) -I love that one.<br /><br />spots

Awkshoeally, it was - sneak up on the pumps to get a little air in the tires.

 

[Speedwagon]

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Originally posted by Ron G:<br /> Like a pig in a poke<br /><br />Even a blind hog can find acorn ever once in awhile<br /><br />and if a bullfrog had wings he wouldnt bump hes arse. <br /><br />you need that like jimmy carter needs liver pills<br />

Last one, I'm probably just not old enough(born during his presidency). But the others just don't make any sense to me.

 

[technostingray]

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Right on, speedwagon, feel free to share your ignorance anytime.

 

[ob]

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Shakin like a dog chittin razorblades.

 

[Speedwagon]

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Originally posted by technoswitch:<br /> Right on, speedwagon, feel free to share your ignorance anytime.

Hey now, us City folk don't talk about pigs or frogs on a regular basis.

 

[heycods]

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Originally posted by Speedwagon:<br />

Originally posted by technoswitch:<br /> Right on, speedwagon, feel free to share your ignorance anytime.

Hey now, us City folk don't talk about pigs or frogs on a regular basis.

Sometimes ya gotta ignore techno, hes been on a insult rant ever since easter I think hes pizzed because nobody sent him a choclate bunny

 

[Holdimhook]

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Heard today:<br />Ugly as a bulldog with pantiehose pulled over his head!

 

[Ron G]

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Thats alright speedwagon.<br /> 1 your having more fun than a pig in a poke<br /> 2 1 guy says hey i caught a 6lb bass,the second guy says even a blind hog can find an acorn every now and then.(sorta a putdown)<br /> 3 i wish i had a million dollars,and if a bullfrog had wings he wouldnt bump hes arse.<br /> 4 my dad use tell me that when i wanted something. <br /><br /> Her --- looks like 2 puppys fighting under a wet blanket.(cheech M.)

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by heycods:<br />

Originally posted by Speedwagon:<br />

Originally posted by technoswitch:<br /> Right on, speedwagon, feel free to share your ignorance anytime.

Hey now, us City folk don't talk about pigs or frogs on a regular basis.

Sometimes ya gotta ignore techno, hes been on a insult rant ever since easter I think hes pizzed because nobody sent him a choclate bunny

smd

 

[txswinner]

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Hey my good one got edited.