Favorite Metaphors

[Limited-Time]

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Originally posted by txswinner:<br /> Hey my good one got edited.

Yah txs, I know the feeling.

 

[Rattle-]

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Hey Ltd-Time,<br /> Thought it was a good one too, but I read "ugly as a bad o' hammers" about a THOUSAND times. The "truckloads of dead babies" post had me rollin' on the floor...<br />I try, but even from a foreign country, I get zapped! Its ok though...I'll get by, and if you're lookin' for a dram of good single malt whiskey, look to the distillery in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia

 

[Rattle-]

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I mis-spelled bag o hammers...will this affect my progression to the next level?<br />I think Rodbolt may be a person I could have a beer with. Sometimes, it not all about boats...

 

[Limited-Time]

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How about: <br /> Slicker than snot on a door knob.<br /> Or <br /> Like sheet through a Christmas goose!<br /> or better yet<br /> Sheet through a tin horn!!

 

[Ron G]

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How about what its doing right now..its raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.<br /><br /> and i got hit so hard it knocked my d#ck strings loose.

 

[PW2]

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Happier than a pig in sheet.<br /><br />Hotter than a teenager in love.<br /><br />He didn't know if he was afoot or horseback

 

[heycods]

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Originally posted by technoswitch:<br />

Originally posted by heycods:<br />

Originally posted by Speedwagon:<br />

Originally posted by technoswitch:<br /> Right on, speedwagon, feel free to share your ignorance anytime.

Hey now, us City folk don't talk about pigs or frogs on a regular basis.

Sometimes ya gotta ignore techno, hes been on a insult rant ever since easter I think hes pizzed because nobody sent him a choclate bunny

smd

yad

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by Speedwagon:<br />

Originally posted by technoswitch:<br /> Right on, speedwagon, feel free to share your ignorance anytime.

Hey now, us City folk don't talk about pigs or frogs on a regular basis.

I thought city folks knew everything. <br />I gotta admit, the comment about Jimmie Carter and liver pills looks like a mixed metaphor. They had to drop the "liver" from the name as they were basically a laxative and nothing to do with the liver. I guess the message is that Carter didn't need a laxative?????

 

[cbnoodles]

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I've been away for a long time but still recognize ignorance and rudeness at its best.<br /><br />The expression is "He's got more (insert any item here) than Carter has Little Liver Pills" and has nothing to do with President Carter whatsoever.<br /><br />Who did TECHNOSNOT used to be? He's obviously not new with a post count like that but I have a few ideas who he is.

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by The Professor:<br /> I've been away for a long time but still recognize ignorance and rudeness at its best.<br /><br />The expression is "He's got more (insert any item here) than Carter has Little Liver Pills" and has nothing to do with President Carter whatsoever.<br /><br />Who did TECHNOSNOT used to be? He's obviously not new with a post count like that but I have a few ideas who he is.

Originally posted by Speedwagon:<br />

Originally posted by Ron G:<br /> Like a pig in a poke<br /><br />Even a blind hog can find acorn ever once in awhile<br /><br />and if a bullfrog had wings he wouldnt bump hes arse. <br /><br />you need that like jimmy carter needs liver pills<br />

Last one, I'm probably just not old enough(born during his presidency). But the others just don't make any sense to me.

One might ask the same question of THE PROFESSOR?<br />It is evedent who the truly rude, ignorant poster is. Perhaps if you used a little of your higher education you wouldn't make inocuous comments. Who am I, Einstein? "

 

[harkawy]

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Originally posted by Ron G:<br />woldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole<br />

Or a 5 foot Irishman.<br />A few ants short of a picnic.<br />A day late and a dollar short.