Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

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I can't log off of I boats. My systray is gone, the start menu does not work and three finger salute is not effective. I can move page to page but always stay logged on even after logging out.<br />Any ideas?
 

JB

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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

Have you tried detox?
 

Boomyal

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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

Originally posted by techtoosweeto:<br /> I can't log off of I boats. My systray is gone, the start menu does not work and three finger salute is not effective. I can move page to page but always stay logged on even after logging out.<br />Any ideas?
You live by the sword, You die by the sword. :p
 
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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

Originally posted by Boomyal:<br />
Originally posted by techtoosweeto:<br /> I can't log off of I boats. My systray is gone, the start menu does not work and three finger salute is not effective. I can move page to page but always stay logged on even after logging out.<br />Any ideas?
You live by the sword, You die by the sword. :p
Thanks JB, the acidic remark fixed everything. ;)
 

Holdimhook

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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

Might resort to a coldboot. Just kill the power and start her back up with fingers crossed.
 

crab bait

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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

can always try suicide.. <br /><br />( the ultimate 'log-off')
 

bomar76

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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

Reformat your harddrive.<br />That'll take care of it.
 

LubeDude

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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

:confused: Youre just plain strange :confused:
 

Vlad D Impeller

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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

It goes to show that you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave :eek: :D <br /><br />unless the Master Zapper deems it so :D
 
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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

Originally posted by LubeDude:<br /> :confused: Youre just plain strange :confused:
"Ain't" it the truth! But I sure can catch the Suckers. ;) :wink: :D ;D :bigsmilew/wink: Durn these graemlins. ;) :) :rolleyes: <br />Awkshoeally I was stuck, but it finally freed up without a crash boot.... :D
 

kenimpzoom

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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

Quick JB, cancel his iboats membership, and we can make all parties happy. :D :D :D <br /><br />Ken
 

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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

techtoostupeedo You have options...<br /><br />Don't hesitate DIAL 911 now.<br /><br />If you have issues with iboats just cancel your subscription. <br /><br />Double your medication dosage.<br /><br />Pray to the bandwidth supreme being and ask for guidance.<br /><br />Be patient evelution at work.
 
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Originally posted by Bob_VT:<br /> <br /><br />Pray to the bandwidth supreme being and ask for guidance.<br /><br /> be patient evelution at work.
????????????????<br />You must be Bob, from the movie "What About Bob?"<br />If I double my medication that would be like doubling my pay from Iboats. :rolleyes: :p :p :p <br />PS I know this was just a rank post.
 
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Originally posted by KenImpZoom:<br /> Quick JB, cancel his iboats membership, and we can make all parties happy. :D :D :D <br /><br />Ken
Hi Ken, out doing a little trolling? ;) :wink:<br />Remember, pfishing is allowed but not trolling. :D ;D:winkw/bigsmile:
 

Mark42

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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

Hey techwhatever,<br /><br />Are you the same guy who lived in Ohio and claimed to have that big speed boat but the pic showed a Florida lisence plate? <br /><br /><br />That wouldn't be you with a new name, would it?
 
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No Sir. You left yourself wide open on this one but I am going to let you slide. I was having legitimate computer issues, just as explained. Here is a typical error message: XSL Parser Error: XML parser error 4: not well-formed (invalid token) Err number: 2<br />Copyright © 1999-2004 Interchange Corporation.0businessrispyware414Detect and Remove Spyware & Adware 5 Star Rating - Free Scan!http://txclick.epilot.com/click.aspx?<br />Pull up your net and try another spot.
 

Mark42

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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

Originally posted by techtoostupeedo:<br /> No Sir. You left yourself wide open blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
"No" would have been sufficient. I can do without the rest of the crapola.
 

JB

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Re: Help, I am being held captive by iboats.com

Sorry about the detox comment, TS. It was uncalled for and unkind.<br /><br />Your sense of humor escapes most of us here and your responses to our annoyance generally seem like insults, graemlins notwithstanding. <br /><br />Could you try to be less smilingly hostile?
 
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