Re: Lawyers aren't that bad.
That's why my banking is done in small, rural banks, where Joe still runs his own bank and makes the decisions. He understands that the customer is his lifeline, and treats him with respect and appreciation. The customer is a name, not a number.
BTW, my banks will notarize anything for me for free as a service to me, as will my lawyer's office. I get free advise from my lawyer and CPA ... but then I hunt and fish with them also. Small town America is a great place to live.