Re: Lets hear it!!! How do you keep your boat safe?
I like the idea of a golf ball in the hitch. Simple, cheap and effective.
The problem with too much security (like removing wheels), and the inconvenience that follows, is you have become a victim of a crime that hasn't been committed yet. And around salt, I worry about stuff not coming unlocked, etc.. I also worry about forgetting the key to the lock, when I keep my boat out of town.
For the trap gun sign: the sign is fine, but you better not actually have the guns set (in the US).
For all the big talk about guns: You cannot use deadly force to protect personal property. You cannot, therefore, shoot someone who is stealing your boat out of the yard or from the dock.* But the threatening signs are fine. I love the one "if you can read this you are in range." Also a picture of a gun and "We don't call 911."
*That's the law. No need to post stories about people who did, and got away with it. You can only use deadly force only if you or another person is threatened personally. It varies state by state, but many states include in the definition of "personal threat" a stranger coming into your house, some places limited to night time, and a few may define a "personal threat" as just coming into the yard. Not many, though. Bottom line, you can't play sniper and shoot the thief in the yard from the upstairs window. No matter how much he deserves it!