OBJ
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For those of you whao have lived in or are living in a snow area:<br /><br />Chuck and his wife live in a snow belt.<br /><br />One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, <br /><br />"We are going to get 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your vehicles on the even numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through."<br /><br />Chucks' wife goes out and moves her car.<br /><br />A week later, while eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,<br /><br />"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your vehicles on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through."<br /><br />Chucks' wife goes out and moves her car.<br /><br />The next week again while eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,<br /><br />"We are expecting another 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must.........." The power goes out.<br /><br />Chucks' wife is very upset and with a worried look on her face, she says,<br /><br />"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"<br /><br />With the love and understanding in his voice like all of us men who are married to Bondes exhibit, Chuck says,<br /><br />"Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time?"<br /><br />'Scuse me while I duck my head from LadyFish.
