One I Gotta Share....

OBJ

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For those of you whao have lived in or are living in a snow area:<br /><br />Chuck and his wife live in a snow belt.<br /><br />One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, <br /><br />"We are going to get 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your vehicles on the even numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through."<br /><br />Chucks' wife goes out and moves her car.<br /><br />A week later, while eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,<br /><br />"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your vehicles on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through."<br /><br />Chucks' wife goes out and moves her car.<br /><br />The next week again while eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,<br /><br />"We are expecting another 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must.........." The power goes out.<br /><br />Chucks' wife is very upset and with a worried look on her face, she says,<br /><br />"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"<br /><br />With the love and understanding in his voice like all of us men who are married to Bondes exhibit, Chuck says,<br /><br />"Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time?"<br /><br />'Scuse me while I duck my head from LadyFish. :D :D :D
 

OBJ

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Re: One I Gotta Share....

How ya' doin Spinner? Been a while.
 

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Re: One I Gotta Share....

OK... Been away for a few. Just trying to catch up and keep the brain cells at ease.
 

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Re: One I Gotta Share....

OBJ, that sounds just like my ex (no. 3)<br /><br />I never knew what kind of oil to put into her car. She was always changing it like she was surpose to do. However she changed brands and weight also. Hey? that sounds like how she did her boyfriends too! :D SS
 
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