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[Lpgc]

When you think you sea a dog struggling to swim a few miles out at sea, drive over to rescue it and find it's really a seal.

Or you come off waterskis and realise you're surrounded by massive jellyfish.

 

[redneck joe]

Me, every day

 

[redneck joe]

 

[tphoyt]

One of my favorite shirts

 

[Lpgc]

My room mate says I hallucinate. The joke's on him, I don't have a room mate.

 

[Lpgc]

Don't know if this is a scam, I received a phone text message saying I'd won a prize, either £100 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute gig. The message said press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

 

[redneck joe]

 

[tphoyt]

 

[redneck joe]