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Lpgc

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When you think you sea a dog struggling to swim a few miles out at sea, drive over to rescue it and find it's really a seal.

Or you come off waterskis and realise you're surrounded by massive jellyfish.
 

Lpgc

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Don't know if this is a scam, I received a phone text message saying I'd won a prize, either £100 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute gig. The message said press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
 

aspeck

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Thought about putting this in the music thread ...
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Mc Tool

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When you think you sea a dog struggling to swim a few miles out at sea, drive over to rescue it and find it's really a seal.

Or you come off waterskis and realise you're surrounded by massive jellyfish.
Or you come off the skis and realise that your NOT surrounded by your shorts......any more ,and the boat is full of your 2 brothers and their wives and kids😁
 

tphoyt

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I’ve had my fair share beat downs. Either way works for me. Well it used to anyway. I’m not getting any younger and it takes longer to recover now. 😂
 

Lpgc

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Or you come off the skis and realise that your NOT surrounded by your shorts......any more ,and the boat is full of your 2 brothers and their wives and kids😁

Come off skis, surrounded by jellyfish AND not surrounded by your shorts anymore with brothers wives and kids on the boat... That would be a dilemma - On the one hand eager to get out of the water, don't want any jellyfish tentacles near test icicles. On the other hand don't won't any test icicles in their reticules.
 

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