I used to stop over at my Uncle in Christchurch (mid South Island) whilst traveling between home (Invercargill ,bottom of the south Island ) and Boarding school in Nelson (top of South Island ) ....( Geometry lesson over ) ...(sorry bout all the brackets

) Anyhow one of his flatmates worked in sales for a record co ( talking early to mid 70's ) so I got to hear what was new . Good times ,oh yeah . My Uncle had a thing for air hostess's . Hind sight an all that ,man he must have scruffed quite a few , upside for me was the VIP treatment I got on any flight I was on going to and from school.
I do remember one night he (we) sneaked into one of his conquest's yard and sticky taped bananas to some tree in her yard ,which I recall was funny ...and that was before he told me he had put an add in the paper advertising cheap bananas from her address . And the time 4 policemen jumped out of a squad car and grabbed me off the street by the lollie ( candy ) shop not far from his house ...I was about 12-13 at the time ......oh yeah ...he was a policeman ....all his working life . He took me surfing and snow skiing a lot .He was better to me than anyone else in my life. Now he is in a home for dementia ....doesnt even know me now

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Yes Joe , life is waaaay to short , and, sadly not always fair .