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[Part-time]

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My name is Diesel.
My humans also have 6 dogs and even though they do a lot of **** I have them beat by a long shot!!!
My sister Sassy and I have pretty much destroyed every piece of funiture in the house doing our claws.
I particualy like jumping up on the table at diner time and walking through their dinner plates.
My best so far though,,, bwahahaha! I never heard my big human yell and cuss so much.
I love to drop things in the toilet and then go fishing... if it floats.
If it sinks I just leave it there. Turns out a big doggy chew toy in the shape of a wrench doesn't float.
Now my little humans (the teenagers) are alot like me and don't give a **** about nothing, so when they see this in the bottom of the bowl they just pretend to not see it and go about their buisiness, flush and it all just goes away.
But this time it didn't go verry far and the whole bathroom wasn't even fit for a dog.
It was stuck so bad the big human had to take my fishing bowl competely out to get that doggy toy out.

 

[sam60]

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My name is Diesel.
My humans also have 6 dogs and even though they do a lot of **** I have them beat by a long shot!!!
My sister Sassy and I have pretty much destroyed every piece of funiture in the house doing our claws.
I particualy like jumping up on the table at diner time and walking through their dinner plates.
My best so far though,,, bwahahaha! I never heard my big human yell and cuss so much.
I love to drop things in the toilet and then go fishing... if it floats.
If it sinks I just leave it there. Turns out a big doggy chew toy in the shape of a wrench doesn't float.
Now my little humans (the teenagers) are alot like me and don't give a **** about nothing, so when they see this in the bottom of the bowl they just pretend to not see it and go about their buisiness, flush and it all just goes away.
But this time it didn't go verry far and the whole bathroom wasn't even fit for a dog.
It was stuck so bad the big human had to take my fishing bowl competely out to get that doggy toy out.

As you say in your Sig, A smart Man learns from his mistakes.

Less Cats and less trips to the furniture store? Get them claws yanked?

Dogs are cool. Mine lives in a heated and cooled garage, then in the fenced yard when he feels like it, so no animals in the house. If cats are your thing then good on ya.

To each his own.

 

[MH Hawker]

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snickers, you don't understand that's not a cat that's his royal highness.

 

[tazrig]

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Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...


:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Scott Danforth]

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How to clean the toilet


1 Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2 Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4 The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5 Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6 Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8 The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9 Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

 

[MH Hawker]

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ound:ound:

 

[Part-time]

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....Dogs are cool. Mine lives in a heated and cooled garage, then in the fenced yard when he feels like it, so no animals in the house. If cats are your thing then good on ya.

To each his own.

My pets are part of the family... they have the run of the house. I guess I just value life more than material possessions.
I've never understood the point in adding a member to the family if you don't want to live with it.
Heck, when my inlaws come visit I even let them stay in the house.

 

[Tim Frank]

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The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

 

[nlain]

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We have 4 cats in our house, you learn after awhile that the house belongs to the cats, they let you live there to care for them. We wake up in the middle of the night and cannot move, 3 of the 4 are on the bed and have our legs pinned down, soon will be all 4 of them, newest one got on the bed with us last night for the first time. They are family, we adopted them from rescues, 2 dogs outside also adopted from rescues. We love them all and of course, like most children, the are jealous of each other, some more than others.

 

[r.j.dawg]

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The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

 

[greenbush future]

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I love my fish tank, they eat shrimp every day. All kidding aside if you are happy and have the ability to allow the above, it must be good....for you. I'm a very selfish person and I buy my house and it's furnishings for my use and for my guest's use. I'm cheap too and elect to not let other animals destroy my investments. I also like the way my house smells, which is like me, not my fish, or occasional friend's pet.
Like I said your house, your rules.