Revisionist History 101 a story.

sony2001

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The head of an English Dept.(Irish) in a french university(catholics) was asked why did his people call the English amongst them "les mittens" for decades. The english being protestant of course. His priest had said that they were not called that, meaning mitten (like winter gloves, but were called "les meetings" because they had many meetings in the basement of their church. I thought of it for a few days and when I ran across him again at the " beer only establishment" I had the answer for his student. The French Canadians and Irish Catholics had ten kids and more while the English and Scottish would consistently clock in with one to three. "Les mitten" was without a doubt that what is worn on one's third leg when exploring deep dark jungles. The english used to call them "rubbers". I would have given that kid an A+ for his persitence of the truth. :cool:
 

ooootis

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Re: Revisionist History 101 a story.

well I'm not proud. After having read this post numnerous times, I still dont get it. Going over my head like the space shuttle :confused: :(
 

ooootis

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Re: Revisionist History 101 a story.

glad im not the only one :D
 

aspeck

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Re: Revisionist History 101 a story.

Must be Canadian humor :confused: :confused:
 

roscoe

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Re: Revisionist History 101 a story.

Its Qabekker humour.<br /><br />So Sony, referring to your log in name, does that refer to your first son being born in 2001?
 

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Re: Revisionist History 101 a story.

I got it: the answer as to why the french have 10+ kids and the english have 2 or three is because the english use contraceptives. The reference to the kid though is lost on me.
 

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Re: Revisionist History 101 a story.

I got it too: What he is trying to say is, "Why do they put 8-wienies in a pack and 6-wienie buns in a pack, your always left with 2 extra wienies". Or....he could be saying, "Why do they call it a building if its already built". Or maybe what he is trying to say is,"Why is bologna round and bread square",Or ...........well,forget it, i'm lost too. :confused: :eek:
 

sony2001

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Re: Revisionist History 101 a story.

Yes I condensed the story because I'm a slow typer. The Protestants wore rubbers and the priests absolutely forbade their flock do the same. They wanted large families to eventually outnumber the conquering english. Gradually the catholics wised up to the english technique and labelled them "les mittens" so not be too explicite incase the priest was around. Generations later " the kid" in the english class wanted to persue it's true historical significance. But the brotherhood wanted to revise history and put him off track by saying the english were called "les meetings". :cool:
 

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Re: Revisionist History 101 a story.

Sony2001 ? = Sonny (born) 2001 ??<br /><br />The bologna is round so it rolls on the floor when you try to cut it, and the bread is square so it will stick to the cat's back.
 

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Re: Revisionist History 101 a story.

Is it just me, or are stories never as good when ya gotta explain 'em :confused: :confused: <br /><br />Don't give up sony2001 - we still love you - in a manner of speaking, that is.
 
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