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BuzzStPoint

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My brother has a Bass Tracker, I've seen him turn that sucker on a dime, kinda slide spin...

As for the submarine move...
While dangerous. I'd have to say it looks fun. I'm game for that ride!
 

jurtaman

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My brother has a Bass Tracker, I've seen him turn that sucker on a dime, kinda slide spin...

As for the submarine move...
While dangerous. I'd have to say it looks fun. I'm game for that ride!

YES!! REAL POSTINGS NOW!!!! Let's hear some more.. As for Turn-n-Burn's Video that chick was not braced or alert looks like she was sitting on the living room couch to me. Braced means muscles flexed. Alert means "hey he's going the other way" Think about what is going to happen. We're not amateurs we're all still alive!!! Full smile the whole way too!
 

dsiekman

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I now carry a flare gun, and not just for conventional problems. Anybody driving like that near me who endangers my family will learn it's true purpose.

I hear you can buy sleeve that will allow you to load a standard 12 gauge shell...for pirates, of course.:D

I stuffed the bow of my old boat into a wave a few years back. Not fun or intentional. Easily took on 100 gallons, probably more. Bilge pump ran for quite awhile.
 

Kaplooi

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So explain to me how turning so sharp and fast that your inside edge digs in so deep that the boat might swamp and sink is considered 'flipping' your boat. What your describing sounds like the boating equivalent of cornering so fast in your car that it spins out and does a 360 after the tires lose grip. I've done this sort of maneuver intentionally on a jetski in my younger years and distinctly remember after digging in and spinning out backwards that the entire rear end submarined pretty pretty deep into the water before popping back out. Full throttle helped a lot during this time to shoot the back end up, but this was only possible because the engine was in the front. I imagine that if anything like this happened on a runabout you'd submarine from behind almost instantly, as well as instantly hydro-locking and ruining your engine and you'd have between 0 and 1 seconds to react once it became obvious you went too hard. That said, I'd love to be proven right or wrong with continued field testing...
 

likalar

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Jurtaman, most small boats were not designed for the moves you describe. Sure, you'll have fun, but often, in churned up water, a side slide in a sharp turn can induce a violent or sharp jolt that can throw people about or even overboard.

Competition ski boats were designed for fast u-turns in calm water, in order to retrieve the downed skier quickly and safely. Throw some rough water into the mix and the boat behaves quite differently in a fast turn.
Common sense is called for at all times while on the water; you are responsible both for the other people in your boat and people in other boats nearby. For some reason, though, where boats are concerned, that kind of sense is becoming less common. Be safe!

Larry
 

convergent

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I was out to test drive a boat yesterday and this guy at the dock was acting nutting like that. He had a barefooting boat... didn't know there was such a thing. It was a very small ski boat with an outboard. While we were loading the boat on the trailer, he came up through the no wake zone standing the boat up almost vertical, and then letting it drop, and did it over and over. When he pulled up to drop off a guy to go get the truck, I notice that there was a kid that looked to be 2 years old standing in there too. I figured one of them had been holding him. After the passenger jumped out the guy went back out in the lake... still in the no wake area and did a few donuts and then stood it up vertical a few more times. How the kid didn't fly out amazed me. Then he gets about 50' from the dock and holds the kid out over the water and told him he'd race him to shore and threw him in the water (with a life jacket)... and the kid then was out there paddling around and was way away from the boat. Personally I thought the guy was a moron if you asked me. He was not young either... looked to be probably 50 years old or so... so it wouldn't have even been his kid. He reminded me of the high school show off that never grew up.

But all of that aside, if you want to do really fast turns, then get yourself an inboard ski boat... those things can turn on a dime. They almost look like a zero turn radius lawnmower when they whip around and almost pivot.
 

donzi gt230

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The sleeves are for loading small caliber ammo, they sell different calibers. A standard 12ga. shell would blow the gun. It would be illegal to shoot at another boat with a firearm in most cases,there are exceptions. White flares is what I carry next to me right next to the air horn. I keep one loaded and ready for action when I'm in idiot filled waters. A red flare used for that would be outright illegal, a white is designated for general alerting purposes and should be legal as long as nobody gets hit or burned by it. Even if you do 'accidentally' hit the boat or operator with one, it is arguable that you were preventing more serious danger--maritime law vs. regular law.
As for jack-*** maneuvers, to each their own. If you don't endanger any unwilling participants, enjoy! The problem lies in the unforeseeable; driver ejected, broken steering or throttle, etc. that could leave an uncontrollable boat to endanger someone else. Life jackets are your choice, a safety kill is your responsibility to all the others enjoying the water. Things happen: my last trip ended when a steering hose blew and we were slammed sideways into a big swell coming down from 55+MPH jumping; 'till then it was fun. A sudden stop from even 20MPH is more than most people will be able to brace for, and don't forget what they're holding onto also has to handle several hundred pounds of force in any direction. I can tell you that there's no bracing in the world that will keep you in place in some instances. No matter how much your passengers are on-board with fun, when someone gets hurt it will lie COMPLETELY ON YOU! That said, enjoy your boat!!! and the knowledge that you are willingly participating in potential population reduction. That boat -should- have full floatation so it shouldn't completely sink even tho it will possibly be damaged beyond feasible repair. Every hundred gallons of water will weigh about 800lbs. so you can do some rough math on what it'd take to make the boat an inoperable floatie. A high output bilge pump will help lessen the time it takes to pump out, but if it gets enough all at once to put any upper surface of the boat below water you're done. If you really want to prep for the sinking, add lots of floatation material in the right places, then you can run it like a jet ski and never sink.
 

sublauxation

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Donzi
Thanks for the clarification, sounds like I need new ammo. I once had some wake boarders I swear try to kill me by doing tight circles with me in the middle, frantic arm waving didn't seem to help, a nice white light wizzing by should get some attention. I find a heavy casting spoon (no hook) on a long rod is nice too, I'm sick of jet skis circling within 50 ft.

Also agree, act how you want, just make it miles from me. And wear a life jacket, I don't like fishing in water with bodies missing in it.
 

kellmike626

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I've been driving like a madman for 4 years safely and never had anyone get hurt.

Just because nothing has happened yet, doesn't mean nothing will happen. I don't think you can boat like a maniac and be a safe boater. You sound like one of those teenagers that think they're indestructible, and hate to break it to you, something WILL happen.

What I'd advise you to do is take a Boating safety course before you kill someone, or yourself. If you don't, stay away from everyone on the water so they don't have to be involved in an accident you might cause.
You may think it's all fun and games now, but when you have major injuries and/or cause injuries to others because of your own stupidity, you won't be the one that's having a good time anymore.

Be safe. Boating is fun, but it isn't fun once you are putting others at risk.
 

royal0014

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Darwin Award candidates.... f*****g idiots :mad:
 

lncoop

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Something tells me jurtaman won't be making it much past Cadet.
 

98Shabah

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Apparently he's entertaining his facebook friends with this thread. Can we tell him what we really think of him now? :D

Here is his FB page:
http://www.facebook.com/jurtaman?v=wall

Jake Jurta One of the funniest fourms I got all these people fired up!!
RIP IT TILL U FLIP IT!!

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Stachi

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maybe one of the mods will close this moronic thread...
 

Sharp Shooter

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Well your only young once right? The kids love boat donuts isn't that what sea-doos and jet-ski's are for? What a boat can't have fun? I've been driving like a madman for 4 years safely and never had anyone get hurt. Everyone knows what is about to happen and it saves a trip to the amusement park.

Just wondering if anyone has had some close calls. Nobody has told me of near flip experiences themselves.. My friend said he has seen the waterline on his side window. I've witnessed this before he was like 90 degress plus 10 for a split second.. then right back to normal. Didn't even take any water in. What can be expected from these sea beasts? Like I said I was looking for responses about taking on water from extreme handling.. low or high speed and what close calls people have had and what massive bilge waters has been pumped. Let's not all act like we just cruise around at 10mph now. Let's hear some real fun SAFE stories. DID YOU RIP IT TILL YOU FLIPPED IT???

Come out west later this month. I'll give you a guided tour of "the edge" lol.:cool:

A tap of the gas and up up and away.:)
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tgell001

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Now in a not so dangerous fashion I do a similar thing quite often....

When I'm towing a wakeboarder and they fall I usually back off the throttle and make a really sharp turn all in one motion and with all my added ballast the boat really rips the turn and leans waaayyyyy over to the point where my rub rails are under the water. Sometimes I'll get some over the bow if I turn into my own wake but the bildge takes care of it. 1,200 gallons per hour will do some work.

On the on the other hand, I had a 13ft searay jet boat when I was 16 and that thing would do 360's at 30mph. Now thats a good time...... Who cares what this dude does to his daddy bought boat, he'll probably just buy him another one when he sinks it, and if there actually isn't anyone around like he claims then who gives a f***
 

keelhauled

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I thought I smelled a troll.

It looks like he and Amanda are working on a honeymoon registry. Maybe we should all pitch in and buy him a gift from iBoats?
 

Stachi

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I thought I smelled a troll.

It looks like he and Amanda are working on a honeymoon registry. Maybe we should all pitch in and buy him a gift from iBoats?

is iboats selling common sense now ? :D
 

HappierWet

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This guy is busy either inventing drama or trying to impress his friends with his ability to " live on the edge " because we are telling him how dangerous this could be.:eek: I also vote to lock this thread:cool:
 
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