Share a joke with us

scrapper

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You'r one sick puppy Tech I think you need to get out more, go on a nice relaxing long boat ride.! :( :rolleyes:
 

scrapper

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3 Grannys....<br /><br />Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools." <br /><br /> One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age." Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers. The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!" <br /><br /> "How in the world did you guess?!?" The ornery old grandmas snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, <br /><br /> "Because we were at your birthday party yesterday. <br /><br /> :D :D
 

MudIsFun

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Two blondes are walking through the forest when the first blonde exclaims; Look moose tracks!<br /><br />No says the other blonde, those there are deer tracks!<br /><br />They were still standing there arguing about it 10 minutes later when the train hit them.
 

Reel Poor

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One morning, three Southerners and three Yankees were in a ticket counter line at a train station. The three Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the three Southerners bought just one ticket. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one<br />ticket?" asked one of the Yankees. "Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from the South.<br />All six boarded the train where the three Yankees sat down, but the three Southerners crammed into a toilet together and closed the door. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets. He knocked on the toilet door and said, "Ticket, please." The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. That afternoon when they got back to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip and watched, while to their<br />astonishment, the three Southerners didn't buy even one ticket. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked a perplexed Yankee. "Watch and learn,"answered the three Southern boys in unison. When they boarded the train, the three Northerners crammed themselves into a toilet and the three Southerners crammed into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their toilet and walked over to the toilet in which the Yankees were hiding. The Southerner knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please." :p :p :p :p
 

treedancer

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MODERN AGE GROCERY



The new Supermarket near our house has an
automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes
on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.


When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh butter fat.


When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs
frying.


So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
 
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