wildbill59
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- May 14, 2005
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1. Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith = black.
2. Peyton Manning's "laser rocket arm" led the Colts to victory...and by "laser rocket arm," I mean Joseph Addai and Dominique Rhodes rushing for 190 yards, a touchdown and controlling the clock.
3. It's always fun to see football experts outthink themselves and decide that Rex Grossman coudn't possibly kill his team in the biggest game of his career.
4. Apparently, Brian Griese's greatest weakness is that he can't throw as beautiful as an interception as Grossman.
5. Nothing says football like Prince wearing an Aunt Jemima rag and backed up by a Solid Gold dancer in a white bat suit.
6. The best group ads were the careerbuilder ads. The best single ad was the "Grand Theft Auto" Coke ad. But if Bruce Campbell's Old Spice ad played during the game, it would have won in a landslide.
7. Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith = still black
8. Number one on Lovie Smith's "To Do" list this offseason: Teach Devin Hester how to throw and/or run the option offense.
9. Cedric Benson is a *****.
10. Winning two MVP awards and compiling gaudy statistics will only get you so far in winning the public's admiration in your profession. You should wear wigs and mustaches, scream "CUT THAT MEAT!", and slither out of footballs. Only then, will everyone love you.
11. 4 centuries of slavery, an added century of legal discrimination and an additional generation of cultural and social bias? According to a potato chip company, it's all water under the bridge.
12. Right now, someone at Budweiser is getting lit cigarettes burned on his/her corneas for suggesting this.
13. Barbaro will never die. Not if we choose to keep him in our hearts.
14. Judging by the turnovers and overall play, you can derail superior athletes with a moderate amount of water.
15. Jim Nantz should probably sit the next Super Bowl out. Despite winning a Super Bowl, Phil Simms will never be as interesting as his spleenless son.
16. Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith after the game = still black.
2. Peyton Manning's "laser rocket arm" led the Colts to victory...and by "laser rocket arm," I mean Joseph Addai and Dominique Rhodes rushing for 190 yards, a touchdown and controlling the clock.
3. It's always fun to see football experts outthink themselves and decide that Rex Grossman coudn't possibly kill his team in the biggest game of his career.
4. Apparently, Brian Griese's greatest weakness is that he can't throw as beautiful as an interception as Grossman.
5. Nothing says football like Prince wearing an Aunt Jemima rag and backed up by a Solid Gold dancer in a white bat suit.
6. The best group ads were the careerbuilder ads. The best single ad was the "Grand Theft Auto" Coke ad. But if Bruce Campbell's Old Spice ad played during the game, it would have won in a landslide.
7. Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith = still black
8. Number one on Lovie Smith's "To Do" list this offseason: Teach Devin Hester how to throw and/or run the option offense.
9. Cedric Benson is a *****.
10. Winning two MVP awards and compiling gaudy statistics will only get you so far in winning the public's admiration in your profession. You should wear wigs and mustaches, scream "CUT THAT MEAT!", and slither out of footballs. Only then, will everyone love you.
11. 4 centuries of slavery, an added century of legal discrimination and an additional generation of cultural and social bias? According to a potato chip company, it's all water under the bridge.
12. Right now, someone at Budweiser is getting lit cigarettes burned on his/her corneas for suggesting this.
13. Barbaro will never die. Not if we choose to keep him in our hearts.
14. Judging by the turnovers and overall play, you can derail superior athletes with a moderate amount of water.
15. Jim Nantz should probably sit the next Super Bowl out. Despite winning a Super Bowl, Phil Simms will never be as interesting as his spleenless son.
16. Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith after the game = still black.