Re: The Hijack Zone - Zombies Welcome
I am really a good prankster. But my achilles heel is I am a laugher. I can come up with good stuff, that takes a long time to develope, but I can't hang around or I end up giving it away. My best stuff is spontaneous, no time to get caught.
If I am in on a gag about to go down, and I am stuck there, I have to avoid eye contact with anyone, I usually have to stare at my shoes.
My grandparents had one of the first generation central vacuums. The unit was this enormous contraption in the basement. The connection at the machine was a disconnectable hose, so that the unit could be lowered to the ground for repair and what not. There was a discharge hose that went to the wall and outside.
My grandmother had just spanked me for something, and I wanted to get even, or at least earn the spanking I just caught. I loaded her vac connection on the first floor with flour. I switched the hoses and snuck upstairs. I waited half a day , trying to keep from bursting, for her to use it.
My grandfather and father came home for lunch, and they took one look at me and just knew something was up. My grandfather took me outside and asked what was going on. I couldn't lie to him. I am a horrible liar. I saw a twinkle in his eye, for a second. He did run in, but grandma already opened the little hatch to attach her hose. POOF..... I earned my second spanking.
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