you may be a Red Neck if...

26aftcab454

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Yesterday our good friends Ray & Tammie brought thier Floating Shade to the lake. It was a pop up shade in 4 buckets filled with expanding foam and wheel barrow tubes . they have a 8 person float in the center. It worked great for several hours until we had a storm blow suddenly in with 46+mph winds! The Houseboat had 10+ smaller boats on it's anchor that pulled free and sent us all sideways at 5mph heading for a large rock plie! Everyone scrambled aboard a boat, lucky we avoided disaster. We are all buds and called around checking on everyone. I was on the end and wife & I got aboard my boat quickly and headed off. others had to cut thier lines to break out quickly. The only loss was the floating canopy but I have an extra in the garage!:cool:
 

oregoncruiser

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Yeah, reminds me of the song, "Redneck yacht Club". Bummer it ended so abruptly!! Looked like fun.
 

Home Cookin'

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please tell me that's not an orange extension cord in the first picture running from shore to the float? Someone must love their blender drinks!
 

26aftcab454

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orange rope to boat but the blender is a good idea! HMMMM....:D
There were a couple or three of floating ice chest.
 

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Could you not ad an electric trolling motor for propulsion?
It could also mix drinks in a bucket.
 

southkogs

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On the lake like that it's clever and fun ... if you were tubing down the river, it would be redneck :D

Looks like good times!
 

haulnazz15

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I believe drinks could probably be mixed with a cordless drill and paint-mixer bits, lol.
 

coastalrichard

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I'm thinkin...blender + inverter + battery = PINA COLADA'S:D
 

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Yesterday our good friends Ray & Tammie brought thier Floating Shade to the lake. It was a pop up shade in 4 buckets filled with expanding foam and wheel barrow tubes . they have a 8 person float in the center. It worked great for several hours until we had a storm blow suddenly in with 46+mph winds! The Houseboat had 10+ smaller boats on it's anchor that pulled free and sent us all sideways at 5mph heading for a large rock plie! Everyone scrambled aboard a boat, lucky we avoided disaster. We are all buds and called around checking on everyone. I was on the end and wife & I got aboard my boat quickly and headed off. others had to cut thier lines to break out quickly. The only loss was the floating canopy but I have an extra in the garage!:cool:

THAT......iss...... AWWEESSOOMMMEE!! lol That looks like an incredibly good time, err, until the half-hurricane...
 

26aftcab454

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319472_10150999215444438_282020427_n.jpg 487704_10150999214799438_2114438533_n.jpgJeri &Tammie setting the shade up. They slowly tow it to our spot that luckily is 500yds from the ramp. You know where they are gonna be today! Her husband brought the damaged shade back to the store the purchased it at last week and the store gave them a brand new top!
it is 13ft x13ft pop up shade floating on (4) 3 gallon plant buckets filled with expanding foam. There are 4inch PVC pipes in the center so the legs are easy to pull out. They are tied in with rope. The inner tubes are from a wheel barrow I think . They put the kids floats on for laughs.
 

MH Hawker

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Actually I think its a very cleaver idea.
 

royal0014

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Purty slick!


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chris.j.marshall

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was anybody else slightly afraid they'd click this thread to find a picture of themselves?
 
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