Favorite Metaphors

[technostingray]

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As ingorant a some one who does not know a simile from a metaphor. If the actually fits, wear it. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[heycods]

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Originally posted by technoslightlycopied:<br /> As ingorant a some one who does not know a simile from a metaphor. If the actually fits, wear it. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Out makeing new friends again on this fine Easter Sunday ,I see

 

[Pony]

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"Thats about as usefull as a poop(edit) flavored popsicle."

 

[scrapper]

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Lights are on , But no ones home!<br />One brick shy of a load!<br />Wheels a spinning , But the hamsters dead!<br />Hes a little light in the loafers!<br />Hes so dumb , That he thought Manual Labour was a Mexican!<br />Don't **** me off , Im running out of places to hide the bodies!<br />Slicker than pig ****!

 

[Homerr]

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"He's all over it like a fat man on a drumstick"<br /><br />"He's 2 cans short of a 6-pack"<br /><br />"Slicker than snot on a doorknob"<br /><br />H.

 

[dogsdad]

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"When I look in his/her/your eyes...I wonder who's driving."

 

[dogsdad]

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Onr that my memory just coughed up: "more fun than a barrel full of bare titties."

 

[carrotsnapper]

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a couple that I haven't seen mentioned,<br /><br />colder than a mother-in-law's kiss<br /><br />not the brightest penny in the drawer

 

[deputydawg]

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Handier than a pocket on a shirt.<br /><br />Busier than lead dog in a sc*****g match.<br /><br />Been rode hard and put up wet.<br /><br />That's just the cats pajamas.<br /><br />Been banged more than a storm door in a hurricaine.<br /><br />10-90 J2....(ask and I will explain.)<br /><br />Beat someone like a rented mule.<br /><br />Beat someone like a redheaded stepchild.

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by heycods:<br />

Out makeing new friends again on this fine Easter Sunday ,I see [/QB][/quote]<br />With enemies like you, who needs friends.

 

[heycods]

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Would you come on your holding up the parade.

 

[Bob Fort]

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Faster than a freight train passing a tramp....

 

[heycods]

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I dunno bout that^^^^^^^^^^^^If it flies scrappie will have his feelings hurt. <br />parently scraps feelings aint hurt, as its gone now

 

[txswinner]

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Too poor to pay attention.<br />edit<br />Sweeter than my disposition.<br />Tenderer than my heart.<br />Hips like the south end of a north bound mule.<br />Lower than a whales belly.<br />(Baseball)<br />Swings like a rusty gate.<br />Slower than an one armed paper hanger.<br />Dumber than a stump.<br />Suck a golf ball thru a garden hose.<br />Better than a stick in the eye.<br />Keep em between the trees.<br />Walk away is a good landing.<br />Always land on your feet.<br />Sh...t happens.<br />Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[technostingray]

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Funnier than a truck load of dead babies.<br />Sober as a Judge<br />Deaf as a post.<br />All that glitters is not gold. <br />He zigged when he should have zagged. <br />As subtle as a nine pound hammer. <br />Funny as a pay toliet in diahrea ward.<br />You look like you went 10 rounds with Marciano<br />defecating in tall cotton.<br />Cornier than a Nebraska Hog<br />As arrogant as a self proclaimed professor.

 

[heycods]

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Oops techno difficultys

 

[technostingray]

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Seeing things through rose colored glasses.

 

[JamesCoste]

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While in the car, my friends dad exclaimed, "whoo-ee, you smell that, I must've run over a frog". <br /><br />Of course, I, being young and naive, took a deep breath only to discover that he had relieved some lower bowel pressure and polluted the air.<br /><br />Mean joke! <br /><br />Sad thing is that it took me a time or two to realize that ran-over-frogs aren't supposed to smell like that.

 

[Limited-Time]

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Crooked’er than a dog’s hind leg.<br />Dumber than a box of rocks<br />edit <br />Not the sharpest knife in the drawer<br />Looks like she's been beat with an ugly stick.<br /><br />Dang it JB, a good one meets the ZAP master!!!

 

[brine]

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She has a head like a burst couch.<br />Ugly as a bag of hammers.<br />The elevator doesn't go to the top floor.<br />Smells like a skunk's backyard.