lowkee
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Dec 13, 2008
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Re: some jerk keyed my car last night
When I see someone parked crooked I normally get out, flatten the tires, key the doors, put a screwdriver through the grill, mostly unscrew the oil drain bolt, snip the brake line, run the plates, drive to the person's house and set c4 next to the front door with a pressure switch under the welcome mat. After doing all of that, I grumble, return from my daydream and park in a different spot... but I feel better doing it.
When I see someone parked crooked I normally get out, flatten the tires, key the doors, put a screwdriver through the grill, mostly unscrew the oil drain bolt, snip the brake line, run the plates, drive to the person's house and set c4 next to the front door with a pressure switch under the welcome mat. After doing all of that, I grumble, return from my daydream and park in a different spot... but I feel better doing it.