some jerk keyed my car last night

lowkee

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Re: some jerk keyed my car last night

When I see someone parked crooked I normally get out, flatten the tires, key the doors, put a screwdriver through the grill, mostly unscrew the oil drain bolt, snip the brake line, run the plates, drive to the person's house and set c4 next to the front door with a pressure switch under the welcome mat. After doing all of that, I grumble, return from my daydream and park in a different spot... but I feel better doing it.
 

Philip_G

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Re: some jerk keyed my car last night

Umm, so you were not there when he keyed your car? How do you know that it was him?? Not just some random act of vandalism??? Purely conjecture at this point...
Dont get me wrong, getting a long deep scratch in your car is terribly annoying, especially if it is your special car.:( Time for a trip to the body shop.

Because of the timing of when I left and when I came in, no one else parked there.
the damage is high on the door and vertical, it's damage someone has done by rolling down a drivers window and reached out, not walked by.
People like that deserve to have brake fluid spilled on their hood.
 

marlboro180

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Re: some jerk keyed my car last night

Because of the timing of when I left and when I came in, no one else parked there.
the damage is high on the door and vertical, it's damage someone has done by rolling down a drivers window and reached out, not walked by.
People like that deserve to have brake fluid spilled on their hood.

Again, conjecture. Get the video if you can, sorry bud. That sucks.
 
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