What should happen to Steve?

durk187

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Steve?????<br /><br />
Also, in my own ignorance, I ran into a peculiar problem caused by my own<br />misconfiguration. The root name servers have ns.iboats.com listed as the<br />primary name server for all of our domains. However, in the BIND zone<br />files, I was setting the name server for each domain to ns.domain.com - for<br />example, the name server for boatmotors.com was ns.boatmotors.com -Steve@iboats.com
Looks like this guy screws up a lot! :rolleyes: :) <br /><br />Kinda reminds me of me :cool:
 

mattttt25

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

considering the only purpose of this site is to provide a forum, and he ERASED THE FORUM, i would simply move him on. sorry steve.
 

SCO

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Nothin wrong with maroon Kelton. Were I to attend the A&M UT game, I'd wear maroon. I R an Aggie alum. Your photo shows how decking out in your team's colors can go way wrong. I emailed the photo to my wife asking if it was her UT boyfriend. (yep, I married a tsip)
 

crab bait

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

i had some good posts goin' too...<br /><br />WAY TO GO .. RELIEVEY STEVIE... <br /><br />somebody ,, PLEASE,, get him inna headlock & thump 'em... H A R D...
 

boatmoter

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

send him to singapore for a public caneing, and no milk and cookies for a week!!!!!!
 

ebbtide176

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

i guess steve is waking up with bedsheets stuck in his a$$ by now, so i'll just say<br /><br /> You should hafta add 3 more certificates to your title by this time next year! <br /><br />you dufus! <br /><br />okay, i've done things on the same scale(as a sysadmin), so i feel for you... like when i just installed a system, and at @ 9pm had to completely reload the os due to my @%! hurry in typing, but that's all the details you get. thankfully i'm not doing the same stuff now.<br /><br />i remember when my old boss found this gag job review form and actually turned it in to the CEO... they didn't give me too much h$ll. it listed under job skills: <br /> can't count his balls twice and get the same number! <br /><br />I really think you deserve to be taken out on your lunch break at least 3times and made to stand on the side of the nearest busy street with a sign IMMA SOFA KING WE TOD DID! <br /><br />well okay once anyway ;) <br /><br />poor steve :rolleyes:
 

Bob_VT

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Revenge is a dish best served cold :p <br /><br />Do not do anything to Steve ...... yet just let him be aware it is coming.<br /><br />Bob
 

JB

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Boohooohoooo!!!! :( :( <br /><br />The magnitude of this catastrophe is now dawning on me. :( :( <br /><br />I know we will recover, but it will take a little time.
 

blifsey

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

I'll not levy any punishment since I've done similar and will likely do same in future (not on purpose of course). Best 2 stories...We were training faculty to enter student schedules in a "TEST" database. After 1st class, I was supposed to drop schedules entered before 2nd class. Yep! I dropped the "real live" schedules. Me and my co-workers had to key in 300+ schedules. Second story, my boss wrote a short script to delete all files in a temporary directory on a Unix system. Problem his, he messed up the "cd" statement or something and it started deleting at the root level. Unix does uncool things when you start deleting files in the bin directory.<br /><br />So, Steve, look at it as a learning oppurtunity.<br /><br />HA...just kidding...be nice to someone for such a dumb mistake...I think he should be forced to listen to the story about the blonde with the Bayliner that won't plane at least 1000 times.<br /><br />BL...
 

derwood

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Man-O-man....You messed with a fishen monks fourm....You would have been better off farten in someones half full beer can.<br /><br />I say we get a starveing holstien calf....Crabby and I will hold his arms....Mellow can DE-pants him and sloopy can ring the dinner bell.<br /><br />After the calf is FULL we'll crown him with the UT guy's underware....skid mark and all....And post the picture here for all to see.<br /><br />Or you could tie him to his work chair and drop floppy disc's on his forehead while makeing him watch rosey odonall and Martha stewart re-runs.<br /><br />Torturewood.<br /><br />P.S. Man....I had near 500 post built up too....Almost enough to get that 0.000015% discount on my next purchess of andes fishen line.
 

bubbakat

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

OOO MMMYYYY i had to go and regester again now i lost my captain slot and it took me nearly three weeks to think of that many questions o well we love you any way by the way fellows when you say ut please designat tenn or texas when i saw the pict. i thought my x was back in town :D :eek:
 

Mike NZ

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

What my freinds are trying to say Steve is we forgive you. We all make mistakes. Even Steven.
 

brother chris

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

27 days at sea, hmmmm, sounds good to me, I'll do it for ya Steve. <br />But ya r not getting off that easy.<br />you have to eat 27 fruit cakes :eek: your auntie makes for xmas, with nothing to drink to wash it down.
 

mako

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Man he really screwed up this time. Reality shows are too good for him (I kinda like some of em), he should have to watch endless shows of Judge Judy, Oprah, and every soap on tv for 27 days. He should have to serve Martha Stewart as a deck hand on her boat for 27 days also. When he is done with this a contest should be held and the winner will have steve as a boathand for 27 more days, doing endless chores on his boat his buddies boat and his ex-wifes boat too. That'll teach him, especially Martha! :D :p
 

roscoe

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

I'd make him do daily, manual backups. That is with a pen and a big stack of paper.<br /><br />How about putting a post on the forums login page that tells about having to re-register. I only got to read about having to re-register after I already had.
 

62_Kiwi

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Jeez Steve - glad it wasn't me... :( <br /><br />That's that kind of mistake you only make once in a lifetime. Things can only get better. ;)
 

88spl

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

I think a little disaster preparedness exercise would be well recomended for Stevee, perhaps bringing up a major cleints system offsite, and move it to a gov. regulated site (to test its integrity). Only 6 or 7 thousand tapes. Your drives are 3480 reel, 3490 tape, 3494 disk, atl, vts, lsm. LSM look like bee hives, robotic. Just to make things fun you get to devide your OS390 mainframe box into 2 parts, a sysplex, or 2 lpars, the processor thinks its 2. Oh and IPL 1 lpar with a stand alone dump, and make sure the other lpar recovers. Bring up your consoles, drives, printers and all other hardware. Get with the comm group, network, cics, db2, vtam people and fire it up. You have 2 days of batch processing to do and your tape operations people (tape apes) didnt make it, so you must mount them yourself!!!<br /><br /> Steve and Jesus are editing their programs on TSO when the system crashes. Who lost their files? <br />Steve. (Because Jesus Saves)<br /><br />
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<br /><br />S$*T happens my freind!
 

orca

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

G.Day, The good news is, at least we have got rid of Andrew the Aussie's rubbish :D
 

MGuckin

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

The magnitude of what we have lost just hit me.
 
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