What should happen to Steve?

[Tacklewasher]

Re: What should happen to Steve?

Geez. If we hear of someone going postal at iboats, I think we can blame this thread. <br /><br />Man. you guys are rough. Steve, I wouldn't show my face around any of these guys. You've messed with their boating forum and, apparently, that worse than messing with their sister

 

[Tacklewasher]

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Crap. You little scumbag. I see I'm back at first mate cause of you. I was so proud to be Captain you little d!@k. If I ever find you...........

 

[cdrhny]

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Throughout the historical journals of marine (naval) activities personnel responsible for major<br />screwups mysteriously disappeared (man overboard).<br />When apprised of Steve's faux pas, such a disappearance was my first thought. Upon further<br />reflection I remembered a 50 year old fishing boat (steel hull) that needed a major bilge<br />cleaning and painting (hand tools only!). See you about January 2010, Steve.

 

[Fishbusters]

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My first thought was where was that washtub and who has the cement. But I like Derwood's idea too and As mine would end up a little too harsh we could use that one OOORRRR we could place Steve in a room with a rabid racoon for 24 hours and then let him suffer through the old fashioned treatment which is something like 27 shots in the belly daily for a 6 months or some such thing. And then I am sure we can assign him a new job that he is better suited for.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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I aggree that this forum is for free, so we can't gripe to much and yes it should bring in some new answers to already answered questions.<br />Now as to his punishment,<br />"How about just having to spend 27 days, not answering Sloops questions, but being with him and having to listen to him ramble on about finding a jon boat and not wanting to give it back.

 

[Dhadley]

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Don't you guys get it? There is no Steve!

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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One of the threads that I read on the forum would be good discipline for whoever screwed up. Simply shove a jelly fish in the crack of his butt and stuff him in a wet suit for 27 days.

 

[blifsey]

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That jellyfish idea is down right sick <br /><br />When do we do it???<br /><br />BL...

 

[Dhadley]

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"Yes we know its bad and we cannot say we are sorry enough."<br /><br />Then we will say it for you - you are sure enough sorry, Steve (I still don't think there is a Steve)!!<br /><br />Lol!!

 

[Dhadley]

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But ya'll gotta admit we're havin more fun with this thread than most!<br /><br />Ya gotta laugh - crying don't help!

 

[bKelly]

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!!!!!!!!!!!! Party at Steve’s house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />* Ill get the beer truck.<br /><br />* Sloopy can get the girls from JB’s party. Also hack his account – He’s paying. <br /><br />*Derwood and Mellow Yellow we need some gas for the bonfire. Dont worry about the wood, I’m sure he has a boat and furniture. <br /><br />*Crabbait, Can you wire up the stage lights for the band?<br /><br />*Peter find a band.<br /><br />This ones going down ShaoFin Style. The gung-fu is gonna get wild. Drunken Monkey Style <br /><br />Come on JB your invited too. Be glad it’s not at the hide out this time. See if you cant find a starving Holstein calf, that’s for Steve as Derwood mentioned.

 

[ODDD1]

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Oh God Kelly, count me in on the party.......however, before steve gets of with a hang over, may I suggest thowing him in a boat bilge, under a filthy hair growing motor, with all the hose clamps turned towards 'bite and cut'....should keep him whining for at least a week......

 

[sloopy]

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OK guys I got the girls and I have his account number. I brought 15 full budwieser trucks, with it so we mght run out of bear this time. SORRY!

 

[bKelly]

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Hey snapperbait get the guys from the “Any guitar pickers around??..” string. <br /><br />Tell them to bring there axes and warm up the amps. Its gonna get >>>LOUD<<<<br /><br />Some guy brought four Marshall Half Stacks and some PA equipment. This ones gonna be good.<br /><br />I think ODDD1 has mastered the Drunkin Monkey GungFu. He's on the roof of the house pi$$ing in the pool.

 

[cimmaronjim]

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If "Steve" will buy us all a beer, I think we should call it even.

 

[snapperbait]

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I'm there, Anytime I get ta play LOUD through some half stacks.... I'll crank up the gain and practice up on my Hendrix and VanHalen riffs.... His neighbors will love it.. <br /><br /> 62_kiwi, Dale T, and Raghauler... Jam session at steve's place.....

 

[roscoe]

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Yeah, let's just treat this a learning experience.<br /> I'm sure he won't do it again, kind of like I'll never forget to put the plug in (again).

 

[88spl]

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Stevie the infamous pirate and his crew came to port. They went<br />on shore leave in a bar near the docks.<br /><br />While he was serving drinks, the barman got talking to the pirate.<br />"Where'd you get that peg leg from?"<br /><br />"Well, Oi was thrown from me ship during gale force winds, and before<br />me mate could throw me a line, this big ol' shark came along and bit<br />me leg clean orf. Har."<br /><br />Later the barman asked, "And where'd you get that hook, then?"<br /><br />"Ah, me crew and I were fighting our way through to the treasury and<br />me arm got cut through the bone in a sword fight with the Captain of<br />the Guard."<br /><br />Then the barman asked, "And where'd you get the eye patch from?"<br /><br />"Har," the pirate said, "I was out on deck one day and a gull flew<br />over and crapped in me eye."<br /><br />The barman was puzzled. "How would a gull crapping in your eye make<br />you wear an eye patch?"<br /><br />"First day with the hook, har har."

 

[rwise]

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Hey Steve, you going to reply? What have you to say for your self? Lets here your side to.............

 

[janichol]

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How about if Steve is marooned on an uncharted desert isle with Gilligan. Not Mary Ann or Ginger, just Gilligan!