What should happen to Steve?

[AUGIDAWG]

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The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000. <br /> <br />keelhaul <br /> <br />SYLLABICATION: keel·haul <br />PRONUNCIATION: klhôl <br />TRANSITIVE VERB: Inflected forms: keel·hauled, keel·haul·ing, keel·hauls<br />1. Nautical To discipline by dragging under the keel of a ship. 2. To rebuke harshly. <br />ETYMOLOGY: Alteration (influenced by keel1 and haul) of Dutch kielhalen : kiel, keel of a ship (from Middle Dutch) + halen, to haul (from Middle Dutch); see kel-2 in Appendix I.

 

[Capn Mike]

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What could be worse than having to look up the answers to "what year is my outboard?" Since most of the answers are wrong anyway, we might even get the straight scoop this way. <br /><br />And kiss the UT guy (guy?)

 

[bass-adrift]

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Your new data backup strategy should be to make Steve sit down every night and back up the data by writing it on paper.

 

[12Footer]

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"Break one-nine"......."Can you hear me now?".........."Thump-thump-thump...Is this thing on?"<br /><br />Oh well...Hey Steve, let's go fishin!

 

[12Footer]

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It's ok, little buddy!<br /><br />

 

[Scoop]

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OK Steve, I know I was pretty harsh on you before. Hey everyone makes mistakes, that is why we have fishing. When your out in the boat or even fishing from the bank, you can't hear the hum of the file servers, you hopefully can leave your pager at home and just enjoy nature. It is definitely time for you to go fishing.

 

[gsnyder]

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Since Steve is the only one amongst us to ever have made a grievous error (none of us have ever forgot the drain plug, or run out of gas, or neglected to fasten the anchor rope), he can pull start my 1970 100 hp Evinrude a few times. That will be an adventure he'll surely remember. Too bad that he can't reconstruct that thread about the ebay outboard purchase gone bad, because there's more good "be careful of buying on ebay" stories to be told.

 

[bobber head]

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"Steves" simple mistake (?), which wiped out my screenname and VERY first post, caused me much pain and suffering - not to mention the subsiquent anguishing paranoria of wondering what I might have done to be kicked off the forum. <br /><br />If I could be assured that "Steve" wouldn't screw it up, I'd have him wash and wax my boat and insist upon careful attention to buffing the chrome cleats.<br /><br />However, as I have little time to supervise such an activity, I suggest he wire 10 million dollars (US) to my offshore account (CI-372-00056-id) and we call it even.<br /><br />Bobber head

 

[Moose_Miller]

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OK, OK, so my original post was a little rough... it doesn't do much to acomplish what I started posting again for. May I be beat in the head with a thousand spelling books. Sorry. <br /><br />Steve and Admin5, Keep up the good work, and I'll gladly mail my Marty Robbins CD to Steve if he'd like to learn the real lyrics to Big Iron

 

[bobber head]

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I just re-read the posts as was suggested.<br /><br />Seems to me the topic author stated an "event", that did caused a few of us a moments grief, popped off with a funny, and asked others to follow suit. An open invitation to dish up some fun-filled "punishment" in a good natured fashion, as way of laughing off a mistake. That ALL of us make mistakes is a given.<br /><br />I could only find one post, albeit not directed at "Steve", in the thread that had any sense of actual ridicule.

 

[Homerr]

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Well, I still have one set of stringers and flooring to replace.<br /><br />How 'bout he grinds out the glass of all people who need it done?<br /><br />Does he have any glass repair experience?<br /><br />LOL!<br /><br />H.

 

[62_Kiwi]

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Moose - welcome back. My advice is, try Miller-lite, it will probably go down better around here than the full strength version... Cheers!

 

[Bear]

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What I said before was a little to hard:<br /><br />Stevie Wonder - The 7th wonder of the world.<br />A tattoo on his forehead? "Do it right"<br /><br />Let him remove that tattoo now. <br /><br />Moose_Miller, I think the reason that Steve hasn't replied here is that he can't register. "Access denied" <br />BTW, the reason for Admin5 to post this is for our information, an apology and a joke at the same time. That's what I think.<br /><br />So let's support iboats by heart and order some more repair manuals <br /><br />

 

[heycods]

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Was befour my time. Steve must have orderded this forum software!:%

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Yea, 20 some odd days of info, poofed, gone.:^

 

[RubberFrog]

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I knew you liked old ladies from some of those toothless wonders you posted... but now you're bringing up necros?

 

[bekosh]

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Necrophillia get'em while their hot! :%

 

[KaGee]

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Bad Mutely!! 8)

 

[Limited-Time]

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Surprising the number of names ya still see from back then...................BTW I thin ya can let Steve out of the closet now.....

 

[roscoe]

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Necrophillia get'em while their hot! :%

bekosh, you are now officially un-invited to the get together. 8)

Wife (can't say her name with the new forum rules) is still welcome. 8)