I guess a sauce gun being thrown into someones face is better than a fish breaking ones face
Back in the early 70's when I was a teen, I did a lot of water skiing on the Ohio River. My dad was making a wide sweeping turn with me being sling shot around. I don't know what happened, but I went end over end and became submerged for a few seconds. I came up out of the water just a screaming. Dad thought I had really broken something this time. He pulled me into the boat and blood was gushing down my leg. Then he noticed that something was in my swimming trunks moving around. It sure wasn't my manhood at that time,,,,,,,it was a small catfish about 6" long and it was stabbing me with his spines/fins. Most painful event in my life at that time. I still have trouble dealing with catfish when I hook them. It seem like it took forever to heal.