OK last summer, me, wife three teenage daughters one teenage son on my boat, my buddy his wife two teenage daughters and two daughters 4 and 6 on his boat. Were tied up in the trees at Pueblo Res. in southern Colorado just enjoying an adult beverage and napping while the kids sun bathe and swim, I am all cozy with my wife on the bow sun bathing area and my situation can best be described as thoroughly investigating the backs of my eye lids. I hear the kids say that theres a rope in the water between the boats, mind you I am 99.9% GONE so things being heard are somewhat hazy.....
I can assure you that 8 women screaming can not only break glass it can involuntarily cause at least two Corona's to leap out of the semi comatose male holders hands.
I came too just in time to witness my buddies wife give a Jerome Bettis stiff arm to HER daughter while in emergency boat evacuation mode to Lipps boat.