What should happen to Steve?

Dave H

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

The man is obviously upper managment material and should be promply promoted.
 

BlackSmoke

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Have him check tilt solenoids for continuity (the big terminals), with his butt cheeks. :eek:
 

snapperbait

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

I belive Steve owes us project boaters 27 days of grinding and cutting our fiberglass jobs out wearing nothing but a pair of shorts... No bath for those 27 days either... :eek:
 

Bear

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Stevie Wonder - The 7th wonder of the world.<br />A tattoo on his forehead? "Do it right" :(
 

amtsst

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Young Steve shall run the backup job every hour during the working day for a week.<br /><br />After that, he shall author a one page backup checklist with bullet points and instructions. He shall post it next over every terminal in the office with "call Steve if you have any questions" at the bottom.<br /><br />Put him in charge of 'backup training' for all new people.<br /><br />Thats what I did when one of mine did the same sort of thing. Not saying its not serious for iboats... but when you lose payroll data, its a VERY big deal. Tell you one thing...he never forgot again!!!
 

Jack Shellac

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Get 27 back issues of "Rosie" magazine and make him read and retain every word. Get another screw-up to develop and administer tests to make sure he does it.
 

Combee

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

He should have to kiss my dog! :D :D :D <br /><br />
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KeltonKrew

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

That dog's too purty....how about this one<br /><br />
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marcmccain

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

The story goes that Thomas Edison had created his first light bulb and he had notified all the scientific world and planned a demonstration. Scientist came from all over the world to see the new wonder. Remember that light bulbs were not mass produced yet and that Edison only had one prototype. Edison's lab assistant was responsible for bringing the one and only bulb downstairs to the demonstration. <br /><br />On the way downstairs the assistant dropped and broke the bulb. What did Edison do?<br /><br />It took him weeks to make another light bulb, then additional weeks to reassemble the scientist from around the world. So when it was time to bring the light bulb into the theatre Edison turned to the lab assistant who had broken the previous one and asked him to carry the new one into the assembly. <br /><br />We learn the Edison had a profound understanding of human nature... given a second chance normal folks want to redeem themselves. <br /><br />Ain't no way he would have screwed-up the second time.<br /><br />Give the job back to Steve. ;)
 

beckerdg

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Change his admin password to moosepr1ck, and make him use that for 27 days.
 

KeltonKrew

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

I say give him another chance, but he STILL needs to kiss the UT guy!<br /><br />That way, he will NEVER EVER FORGET!<br /><br />Actually, there are some positives. I haven't seen some of these old posts and people are now replying to them. maybe some more answers that were never given.<br /><br />Having said that, don't make this a regular thang!
 

93evinrude

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Maybe you could punish him by having him eat whatever the next disgusting(edible?)food is on Fear Factor?<br /><br />Admin5: Does this have an effect on your free magazine subscription offer?
 

Scoop

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

First, I want to say I can't be too mad because of all we get for free here. Now on to Steve.<br /><br />Part 1.<br />Steve, Steve, Steve, What the heck were you thinking. I remember the first time one of my employees said they formatted a clients hard drive without backing it up. The unbelievable look on my face made them back up against the wall. They literally thought I was going to come over the bench at them. Lesson learned there (the customer had a backup). Hopefully lesson learned here. I hope you are new to IT, if so, it is a good lesson you will pass on. As far as what to do, most of my clients would terminate you on the spot or if it was my person ask for us to fire you. <br />I think you should be made to be Sloopy's father for 27 days. Jet boat and all. Also, you will need to paint the underside of the toilet hole in Derwood's rest shed every week for a year. I will supply Derwood and his wife with all the dark beer and hard-boiled eggs they can drink and eat.<br /><br />Part2. Who's job was it to do the regular test to make sure you had a good tape rotation and tested your backups? Steve if this is you, you get 2 years of painting the underside of Derwood's outhouse seat, and I am adding all the cabbage that they can eat to the menu. If not, then we have to have the name of the other culprit.
 

SCO

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Ha ha ha, that UT guy is great! Nothing like a photo for a reality check. I don't think I'll dress in maroon for the game this year. <br /><br />At least the dc sniper thread was deleted. Thanks for that Steve.
 

KeltonKrew

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

SCO,<br /><br />what's wrong with Maroon.<br /><br />GIG 'EM.....GO AGGIES!<br /><br />That TU guy is disgusting though isn't it.
 

Ross J

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Next time you send staff on a field trip make him go as deck cargo on a submarine.<br />Ross
 

RICKRICK1

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Yall give Steve a break, as my old pappy used to say "If you aint making mistakes, you aint doing nothin" thats right thats what he would say right after ther the thumpin I got. :D <br /><br />Steve, anybody could have made this mistake. The future is only a nother chance to excell. ;)
 

Capt Ken

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Can't we all just get along? If not, make Steve slide down a sliding board made of razor blades. A least I had enough posts that I didn't get demoted to bilge rat.
 
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