Re: Harley Davidson
And I wouldn't be caught dead riding a freaking scooter.
No, you wouldn't be because I'd be quite alive and leaving you in the dust on any Harley you want to race me with. Harley's have 1000cc's of displacement and 55hp, I have 395cc's and 34hp. Harleys weigh 650-800lbs. I weight 420. I don't have to shift. You really want to try to take me on? I've already had 4 Harleys take me on, and not a single one walked away the victor. One got so mad he passed me at a red light on the shoulder after the race was over because I beat him. Two said that they now have utmost respect for maxi scooters, and another one said his bike wasn't "making full power."
So you tell me, you wanna race?
ABS and fuel injection are modern, but air cooled rattle cans for engines aren't. They are outdated and are making only a tad more HP per CC then they were 50 years ago. I can dog out a 1000cc Harley with a 250cc sport bike. That is SAD. My bike will do 0-60 in about 6.7 seconds. That is about 1 second slower than a 250cc sport bike with the same HP weighing 100lbs less. Not too shabby for a "scooter." And trust me, it's been documented. These numbers are verifiable by many different owners, although some do 0-60 in 7 seconds at high altitude locations.
I just don't see anything special with them. There is no nostalgia in owning a Harley, IMHO. It's just another motorcycle. Nothing special.
So to quote you, I wouldn't be caught dead riding a Harley. I do enjoy beating them, though!

Make sure you don't take on a maxi scooter in a race because then you'd have to go to bed that night knowing you got beat by a scooter.
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.





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